In a flurry of feathers and beaks, Kreeper and The Hella Fried Chicken began their epic battle. Kreeper started off strong, using the Golden Tenderizer to slam it down The Hella Fried Chicken’s throat, leaving them struggling to breathe. Blood began to trickle from The Hella Fried Chicken’s wounds, but they refused to back down.

The Hella Fried Chicken shouted out a powerful rooster morning call that sent shockwaves through the air, hitting Kreeper’s ears directly. The force was so great that it left Kreeper momentarily stunned, his balance teetering.

But Kreeper was not one to be defeated easily. He charged back with a move so fierce that it left The Hella Fried Chicken powerless. Applying the ultimate titty twister, he twisted and pulled with such force that The Hella Fried Chicken’s feathers were ripped from their body.

Although The Hella Fried Chicken fought on bravely, the wounds they had incurred were too great. They continued to bleed profusely, leaving them weak and vulnerable. Kreeper, sensing his chance, pounced on The Hella Fried Chicken, finishing them off in a final flurry of feathers.

Victorious, Kreeper emerged from the battle as the worthy champion, a true cock master.