The battle was intense and in some ways depraved, as two chickens went beak to beak in a fight to the death. The odds were evenly matched at first, with Hivey and Cluck fukin Norris both landing blows on each other. However, one peck from Hivey went straight through his opponent’s beak, causing blood to gush out every which way.

Cluck fukin Norris was quick to retaliate, blowing magic mushroom powder at Hivey in a valiant attempt to gain the upper hand. The move was not enough to take down Hivey, however - while he suffered a scratch on his skin, he was still very much in the fight.

Then Hivey made a move that turned the tide in his favour. He unleashed a jet of scorching hot oil from Bob’s Burninator, leaving Cluck fukin Norris charred and smoldering. This was the hit that sealed the deal - Hivey knew he had won, and Cluck fukin Norris knew it too.

As the dust settled, Hivey stood tall and proud, knowing that he had emerged victorious from an epic battle that would go down in the annals of chicken history. Cluck fukin Norris, meanwhile, had to slink away in shame, knowing that he had lost to a better chicken today.