Cluck fukin Norris

In the beginning there was nothing. Then cluck roundhouse kicked nothings' ass until the untimate token was minted.

This is the original recipe. Named on day one, stolen by some imposter. Cluck has been drifting in and out of the known arenas and backyard fightclubs, in search of the punk who claimed fame by imitating his name.

Cluck doesn't shower after a fight Because it's always a bloodbath.

Cluck norris wears boots made from real cowboys

Clucks tears are the cure for cancer, too bad he never cried

Some kids pee their name in the snow. Cluck Norris can pee his name into concrete

I think you are getting the picture...don't fuk with cluck