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Item Background paper-cutter
Item Background bird-brained-flail
Dead Eye
Wins - 35
Losses - 28
Total Bets: 10000
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Pip Squeeky
Wins - 39
Losses - 27
Total Bets: 5000000100
Dead Eye won the fight!
- Summary -

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome to Super Fried Chicken’s Fight Club! The house is so overcrowded tonight that you can sense the excitement rippling through this psychedelic colosseum! Get ready to be blasted into another dimension as we witness a wild showdown between two of our fiercest and most eccentric chickens!

In the red corner, we have the unflappable and fearsome fowl, Dead Eye! This maddening marvel has a record of 34 wins and 27 losses, but tonight could be the turning point for him in our kaleidoscopic arena!

And in the blue corner, we have the vicious, legendarily lethal Pip Squeeky! With his record of 37 wins and 26 losses, there’s no denying the power he packs in his bewildering beak!

As the battle begins, it’s clear that there’s no room for tender hearts in this wild clash of the titans. Both fighters are relentless, but Dead Eye makes the first move with a jaw-dropping ‘Pimp Slap.’ So powerful, so unexpected, that Pip Squeeky is sent spinning through the air, his vision blurring as he lands with a crash. Is this the end of Pip Squeeky’s reign in the Fight Club?

But hold on! Despite his disoriented state, Pip Squeeky refuses to give up. Blood pours from the deep cut on his face, painting the floor a gruesome shade of red. The crowd roars with excitement, and anticipation crackles in the air like electric currents.

Dead Eye, not wanting to let up on his momentum, throws Pip Squeeky back into the hen house! The impact of Pip Squeeky’s body hitting the makeshift walls sends a shower of feathers and splinters flying high into the air.

The air grows thick with tension as spectators lean forward in their seats, desperate to see who will rise from the rubble first. As the dust settles, it’s Dead Eye who stands tall, having emerged victorious from their epic confrontation!

Elation erupts in the audience, and the stadium reverberates with thunderous applause. Dead Eye’s win has sealed his place in Fight Club history and ensured that his legacy of prowess will live on.

Join us next time for another adrenaline-pumping, mind-bending showdown at the one and only SFC Fight Club! In the meantime, let us raise a glass, smoke a joint, and marvel at this unforgettable night of utter insanity!

- Battle Log -
Dead Eye lands the all mighty 'Pimp Slap'. He has Pip Squeeky so dazed he's about to make him turn tricks for Tendies! (-11) Pip Squeeky has a deep cut that is bleeding rapidly... (-15) Dead Eye has thrown Pip Squeeky back in the hen house! Block Height - 17483398 Battle Hash - 287108f93dcdd64f3eed9159145486a218070ceec2d08f2fc0faad71bfaf45dc