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Peccos Bill
Wins - 13
Losses - 15
Total Bets: 100
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Wins - 12
Losses - 13
Total Bets: 90000000100
Peccos Bill won the fight!
- Summary -

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the SFC’s Fight Club, where our psychedelic heroes are gearing up for a showdown of epic proportions! In the red corner, we have the relentless Peccos Bill, with a record of 5-13! And in the blue corner, the indomitable Thunderlips, boasting a record of 12-11! Tonight, these two fierce competitors will clash in a battle that will leave the audience breathless and the universe quaking!

The fight begins with Peccos Bill going absolutely berserk, pecking the living daylights out of Thunderlips’s eyes and face! The arena roars with excitement as Thunderlips can’t see anything but red! Our feisty fowl friend seems unstoppable! Thunderlips takes the hit and retaliates with a bloody scratch on their skin, a minor blow to their colossal spirit!

Refusing to back down, Thunderlips lunges forward like a thunderbolt and bites down hard on Peccos Bill’s wing. The crowd gasps as Peccos Bill reels from the devastating move! But he’s far from finished! True to his SFC heritage, Peccos Bill rubs a handful of wild spices into his adversary’s eyes! As if that weren’t enough, he cunningly poses the universal question: “Which came first, the chicken or the egg?” Thunderlips reels from the existential confusion coursing through their veins!

But the battle must go on! Thunderlips, now bleeding from a gaping wound, gathers their remaining strength and does the unthinkable! They smash a mighty blow into Peccos Bill, sending his beak straight through the back of his head! The audience gasps, wondering if this might be the end for our brave soldier in the red corner!

With the odds seemingly stacked against him, Peccos Bill digs deep, pushing through the pain and the pandemonium! With a stunning burst of speed and agility, he strikes with incredible precision, leaving Thunderlips unable to move! Our psychedelic colosseum trembles with awe as Thunderlips bleeds profusely from a deep and vicious wound!

Victory is within reach, and Peccos Bill seizes it with gusto! Against all odds, he emerges triumphant! Ladies and gentlemen, let’s hear it for your new champion of the SFC Fight Club: Peccos Bill! The crowd roars in celebration as Peccos Bill raises his wing in victory! This was more than a mere fight; this was a journey through the mind and soul of two extraordinary competitors, proving once and for all, that in the SFC Fight Club, anything is possible!

- Battle Log -
Peccos Bill pecks the F out of Thunderlips's eyes & face till they can't see anything but red! (-10) Thunderlips has a bloody scratch on their skin... (-5) Thunderlips lunges forward and bites down hard on Peccos Bill's wing. (-11) Peccos Bill rubs spice in Thunderlips’s eyes and then asks him which came first the chicken or the egg? Thunderlips’s head is beginning to explode! (-10) Thunderlips is bleeding from a gaping wound... (-10) Thunderlips hits Peccos Bill so hard that his beak goes through the back of his head! (-23) Peccos Bill strikes with incredible precision, leaving Thunderlips unable to move! (-10) Thunderlips is bleeding profusely from a deep wound... (-15) Peccos Bill is triumphant! Block Height - 17318435 Battle Hash - 50d30234919851912e6673486a8ce5672c4db156e2d834647e7061920a1d0e1f