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Item Background golden-tenderizer
Tender Toucher
Wins - 7
Losses - 2
Total Bets: 5100
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Item Background bobs-burninator
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Super Fried Chicken #5282
Wins - 6
Losses - 9
Total Bets: 1000000100
Tender Toucher won the fight!
- Summary -

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome to the SFC Fight Club, where the feathers fly and the craziest things happen! Prepare yourselves for a wild, psychedelic showdown between two of our most mind-bending brawlers! I am your host, the voiciferous announcer, here to guide you through this electrifying encounter!

In the red corner, we have our seasoned scrabbler, Tender Toucher, standing tall with a stunning record of 6 wins and 2 losses. And in the blue corner, our clucking contender, Super Fried Chicken #5282, boasting a tried-and-true record of 6 wins and 7 losses.

The fight kicks off with a vicious peck from Super Fried Chicken #5282, tearing into Tender Toucher’s wings and leaving our red corner warrior bleeding profusely. What a horrifying turn of events! And now, Super Fried Chicken #5282 applies a merciless tourniquet, leaving Tender Toucher gasping and oozing blood.

But wait! Tender Toucher is not going down without a cluckin’ fight! With a critical strike that defies the laws of physics, Tender Toucher sends Super Fried Chicken #5282 flying through the air, dealing a massive 22 damage! The crowd is cheering, and the energy in the arena is palpable.

Not to be outdone, Super Fried Chicken #5282 mounts our tender warrior for the infamous ‘Ground Pound’! Tender Toucher’s beak is getting bashed into oblivion, and just when we think it’s all over for our red corner hero, something incredible happens.

Tender Toucher, summoning a hidden reserve of strength, retaliates with a devastating blow, smashing Super Fried Chicken #5282’s face using the mythical Golden Tenderizer. The blue corner champion is visibly dazed, their feathers scattering throughout the arena like some twisted, rainbow confetti!

And just like that, Tender Toucher emerges victorious! The crowd goes wild, and the colosseum shudders with the sheer excitement of the fans who just witnessed an unforgettable comeback. Ladies and gentlemen, your winner for tonight’s epic encounter, the master of comebacks and the destroyer of expectations, Tender Toucher!

So, dear audience, as the lights dim and the psychedelic swirls fade into the night, know that you’ve just experienced a fight that goes down in SFC Fight Club history. Until next time, this is your fight announcer, signing off!

- Battle Log -
Super Fried Chicken #5282 pecked into the wings of Tender Toucher. Oh, It's nasty! Super Fried Chicken #5282 just applied the tourniquet, Tender Toucher is bleeding out. What a nasty TURN of events, pun intended! (-7) Tender Toucher has a deep cut that is oozing blood... (-5) Tender Toucher delivers a critical strike that sends Super Fried Chicken #5282 flying! (-22) Super Fried Chicken #5282 mounts Tender Toucher for the 'Ground Pound'. This is ugly folks! Tender Toucher is getting his beak bashed in to oblivion! (-9) Tender Toucher has a deep cut that is oozing blood... (-5) Tender Toucher smashes Super Fried Chicken #5282 in the face with the Golden Tenderizer, leaving them dazed! (-11) Tender Toucher has won the fight! Block Height - 17319679 Battle Hash - a30381fa520220354441e813cb76335609accdfe85bd754f87bdb3ca27f8dba2