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Super Fried Chicken #2478
Wins - 19
Losses - 16
Total Bets: 420420420
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Super Fried Chicken #900
Wins - 3
Losses - 5
Total Bets: 100
Super Fried Chicken #2478 won the fight!
- Summary -

Ladies and gentlemen, fowl and humans alike, gather around and bear witness to the wildest, most psychedelic showdown that’s ever clucked its way into the Fight Club arena! Tonight, we’ve got two high-flying, hard-hitting Super Fried Chickens ready to ruffle some feathers! In the red corner, hailing from the depths of that chicken shack in Barstow, it’s the unbeatable, unpluckable Super Fried Chicken #2478, with an astonishing record of 18 wins and only 16 losses! Standing tall and full of bravado in the blue corner, it’s the up-and-coming, fresh-from-the-fryer Super Fried Chicken #900 – with a slightly less impressive record, but no less fierce, at 3 wins and 4 losses!

The fight begins with a flurry of feathers as Super Fried Chicken #2478 wastes no time displaying their vicious technique, tying #900 up and plucking each feather out, one by one! The audience can hardly contain their excitement as Super Fried Chicken #900’s wound begins to bleed heavily, pain and shock evident on its face. But don’t count #900 out just yet, folks!

In a dramatic turn of events, the seemingly beaten Super Fried Chicken #900 unleashes its fury, blasting Super Fried Chicken #2478 into another dimension! The crowd gasps as #2478 reeling from the blow, a deep cut oozing blood from the impact. You can cut the tension with a knife!

But it’s not over yet; oh no, Super Fried Chicken #2478 gathers their resolve, their strength, and their hunger for victory. They lock Super Fried Chicken #900 in a chiller, then, with a mighty swing of a giant sledgehammer, smashes #900 to pieces! The sound of bone and beak fills the arena as Super Fried Chicken #900 is left bleeding out, gasping for that last breath of Barstow air.

Finally, it’s over. The crowd erupts into a frenzy of deafening cheers and wild applause. Super Fried Chicken #2478 stands victorious, bloodied but unbowed, basking in the glory of their hard-fought victory, bringing great honor and pride to their family name. A fight for the ages, a tale to be told, and a true legend amongst the psychedelic warriors of the Super Fried Chicken Fight Club: Super Fried Chicken #2478 emerges triumphant, their name forever etched in the annals of poultry combat history!

- Battle Log -
Super Fried Chicken #2478 ties Super Fried Chicken #900 up, and plucks each feather out slowly 1-by-1! (-5) Super Fried Chicken #900's wound is bleeding heavily... (-15) Super Fried Chicken #900 has blasted Super Fried Chicken #2478 to another dimension! (-9) Super Fried Chicken #2478 has a deep cut that is oozing blood... (-5) Super Fried Chicken #2478 locks Super Fried Chicken #900 in a chiller and smashes him to pieces with a giant sledge hammer! (-5) Super Fried Chicken #900 is bleeding out... (-20) Super Fried Chicken #2478 has brought glory to his family! Block Height - 17270023 Battle Hash - 13d07c716c3ce9fe4180b05ff28ef6fb4f1cf98ee003b81936010dc17681a22a