coq'in

Back in Paris in 1914, he would work tirelessly at his very successful father's shops selling fried chicken during the first world war...
he had to chop and burn his own brothers to death for a living. This caused him a mental trauma at the age of 12 years old but made him a freaking fearless chicken that you don't want fight...he's the definition of a serial clucker !
Given his experience, he was hired at SFC in 2020 to run the franchise business and is now responsible for the death of more than 25 MILLION chickens daily on a global scale. this mass murder includes his father who's been fried away so he now claims himself to be the happiest COQ in the world.

PS: a COQ is a French rooster...and...yeaH you're right that makes him way over 100 years old today...