Captain Cock Boker

legends say this fungi-fuelled, weed smokin, half cock was once crowned the king of the ring in a gruelling battle with 34 other big cocks that lasted 15 long, hard days.

some say he got chopped in half as a result of that battle...
others say he chopped it himself to truly detach his mind from the body...

who knows?!

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