Ever Since that day, I line my SFC Buckethat with Tinfoil, they got me and I was probed by them.
It was a pleasant and cheerful evening, there was a slight chill in the air but nothing too out of the ordinary, or so I thought. I was having a leisurely stroll down to the mall with my pet gerbil nuggets when a weird event took place. In the blink of an eye, I saw an old fat guy sprint past me. It was werid because the guy was naked and his attempts to avoid his own man-tits hitting him in the face turned his run into more of a shuffle-waddle with abrupt expletives. it was that Kfc fucker sanders.
I felt an unbridled rage, a surging glee, the moment of revenge was at hand, Or so i thought. Quick as piss, I pulled nuggets up and started lassooing him overhead, He was whirring like an air force chopper in it's full glory. I flung him hard and fast, straight as an arrow, and He flew bravely into fillet burger's ballsack. It was on impact that a UFO popped out of the sky and beamed me up.