(Chopstick drumroll commences)
Years of inhaling the fresh mix of rampant pollution and wet market decomposition has turned mi into an animal.....
well, actually I guess I've always been an animal. I meant to say it has turned me into the most insane, mutated, voracious cock-knee-er ever known to man.
I am the beast from the east, fighting out of Wuhan China, I have come to wreak havoc.