Lonnie Chokes

Lonnie Chokes is always ready for a scrap. All he does is smoke weed and go to cock-jitsu classes all day. Everyone’s scared to sign the contract to fight Lonnie because they all know there’s only 3 possible outcomes: Tap, Nap, or Snap.

Wins - 1
Losses - 1

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