The battle between Lebron James, an athlete in human form, and Super Fried Chicken #4294, a chicken donning a superhero persona, was one for the ages. The fight commenced under strange circumstances, with Lebron offering the chicken some laced weed. Unfortunately for Lebron, the chicken became immediately demotivated and passive. It was a good move in the long run, as it ensured the chicken wouldn’t simply charge at Lebron without a plan.

In the opening salvo, Super Fried Chicken #4294 delivered a ferocious kick straight to Lebron’s midsection. The impact looked and felt painful (-17). Lebron was stunned and caught off guard, allowing the resolute chicken some much-needed breathing room. Lebron was now bleeding from a shallow wound (-5).

Lebron wasted no time in regaining control of the situation. He swiftly climbed around Super Fried Chicken #4294 and tried to choke the chicken out with a rear naked choke. It was a good move, but it wasn’t good enough to stop a chicken on a mission. Super Fried Chicken #4294 had already tasted blood, and it wasn’t going down easy (-16).

Super Fried Chicken #4294 was also bleeding, but the chicken had a few tricks up its sleeves. It threw NAIR all over Lebron, which removed most of the athlete’s feathery coverings. It was a disgusting sight, but the exposure likely hit Lebron where it hurt the most, in his confidence (-21).

Lebron was hurting, he had lost control of the fight, and needed more blood to stay in the game. Super Fried Chicken #4294, sensing victory, brought glory to its family by defeating Lebron James.