Item Background wishbone-shiv
Item Background blue-bulls
Item Background bobs-burninator
Wins - 1
Losses - 0
Total Bets: 11100
Item Background wishbone-shiv
Item Background blue-bulls
Item Background bobs-burninator
Nevermind the BuzzCocks...
Wins - 105
Losses - 90
Total Bets: 1000100
Squirtle won the fight!
- Summary -

The two chickens were locked in combat, beaks clacking and wings flapping furiously. Despite the ferocity of their battle, the blows didn’t seem to land too heavily at first, with each chicken taking small wounds that didn’t threaten to end the fight. However, the tide began to turn as Nevermind the BuzzCocks began pummeling Squirtle with a series of quick, irritating taps that left the usually stalwart bird flustered and frustrated. Squirtle’s deep cut only added to the frustration, disorienting the brave fighter further as Nevermind continued to rain blows upon him.

It looked like Nevermind might have the fight in the bag as he executed a ‘Jeet Cock Do Eye Gouge’ - a cheap but effective trick that completely blinded Squirtle. For a moment, it seemed like the end, as Squirtle stumbled and groped blindly around the room. However, the tide began to turn as Squirtle recovered with a burst of determination that saw him launch a precise and deadly attack at his opponent.

Nevermind found himself on the backfoot as Squirtle unleashed a devastating assault, cutting his opponent until he was gushing blood and barely able to defend himself. In the end, Squirtle emerged victorious, having fought with courage and skill to overcome his opponent and prove himself a true champion.

- Battle Log -
Nevermind the BuzzCocks... is tapping the living shit out of Squirtle! The frustration is building, death by annoying tapping... (-14) Squirtle has a deep cut that is oozing blood... (-5) Squirtle shoves Nevermind the BuzzCocks... into the meat freezer! (-27) Nevermind the BuzzCocks...'s wound is bleeding steadily... (-5) Nevermind the BuzzCocks... quickly executes a 'Jeet Cock Do Eye Gouge'! Squirtle can't see anything! This isn't looking good! (-20) Squirtle is bleeding from a shallow wound... (-5) Squirtle delivers a precise and deadly attack that leaves Nevermind the BuzzCocks... on the ropes! (-35) Nevermind the BuzzCocks... has a serious cut that is gushing blood... (-10) Squirtle has made Nevermind the BuzzCocks... his bitch! Block Height - 16931514 Battle Hash - 984364956482bf6dccac3ef0edae745cb91d5194b2811e08b1a5a2cb4200f961