Item Background wishbone-shiv
Item Background blue-bulls
Item Background bobs-burninator
TieTieTie DyeDyeDye
Wins - 83
Losses - 87
Total Bets: 6666666
Item Background paper-cutter
Item Background bucket-helmet
Item Background bird-brained-flail
El paraco
Wins - 6
Losses - 7
Total Bets: 22222
El paraco won the fight!
- Summary -

From the very beginning, El paraco was quick to take the upper hand in the battle, landing a heavy blow on TieTieTie DyeDyeDye with a shockwave from the Bird Brained Flail. However, TieTieTie DyeDyeDye managed to fight back with Bob’s Burninator, leaving El paraco badly burnt and wounded.

Despite this setback, El paraco was not ready to give up just yet. The chicken fought back with fierce determination, pecking TieTieTie DyeDyeDye’s eyes and face until they were blind with blood. TieTieTie DyeDyeDye was left heavily wounded and bleeding profusely, giving El paraco the upper hand once again.

However, TieTieTie DyeDyeDye was not ready to go down without a fight. The chicken managed to engulf El paraco in a giant cock-flame with Bob’s Burninator, almost defeating El paraco in one fiery blow. But El paraco was not done yet. With one final whip of the Bird Brained Flail, he created a shockwave that rattled TieTieTie DyeDyeDye and left the chicken bleeding profusely.

In the end, it was clear who the winner was. El paraco had dominated the fight, leaving TieTieTie DyeDyeDye as his bitchass.

- Battle Log -
El paraco slams the Bird Brained Flail into the ground, causing a shockwave that throws TieTieTie DyeDyeDye off balance! (-7) TieTieTie DyeDyeDye is bleeding heavily from an open wound... (-15) TieTieTie DyeDyeDye BBQ's El paraco with Bob's Burninator! EXXTRA Burnt & Pass the EXXTRA HOT Sauce Please! (-8) El paraco has a wound that is bleeding slowly... (-5) El paraco pecks the F out of TieTieTie DyeDyeDye's eyes & face till they can't see anything but red! (-7) TieTieTie DyeDyeDye is bleeding heavily from an open wound... (-15) TieTieTie DyeDyeDye pulls the trigger on Bob's Burninator and a giant cock-flame engulfs El paraco. You had no plucking chance! (-11) El paraco has a deep cut that is bleeding rapidly... (-10) El paraco whips the Bird Brained Flail and creates a shockwave of sonic booms that rattle TieTieTie DyeDyeDye! (-7) TieTieTie DyeDyeDye is bleeding profusely from a deep wound... (-15) El paraco has dominated his bitchass! Block Height - 16930177 Battle Hash - db1754594db5b35f9f9472ca4f312559e449ce996b82983d48d7e4a782a8f236