In the middle of the sandy arena, two chickens faced each other, their feathers fluffed up with excitement. Uncircumcised Samoan strutted around, showing off his impressive physique, and Kona Joe bobbed his head as he prepared for the fight. Without warning, Uncircumcised Samoan unleashed a blast of hot oil from his Bob’s Burninator, catching Kona Joe off guard and sending him stumbling backward.
Kona Joe quickly recovered and retaliated with a blast of burning oil of his own, splattering Uncircumcised Samoan and causing him to flinch. As the two continued to battle, it became clear that Kona Joe was gaining the upper hand. He managed to ruffle Uncircumcised Samoan’s feathers and leave him with a slow and steady bleed.
However, Uncircumcised Samoan wasn’t going down without a fight. He whipped out Bob’s Burninator and slow-roasted Kona Joe, the delicious aroma filling the air. But even this wasn’t enough to turn the tide of the battle. As Uncircumcised Samoan began to bleed out, Kona Joe brought shame to his opponent’s flock, emerging as the victor of the fantasy battle.
Uncircumsized Samoan unleashes a scorching-hot gout of oil from Bob's Burninator, sending Kona Joe staggering backward! (-18)
Kona Joe heats things up with Bob's Burninator, causing Uncircumsized Samoan to flinch as burning oil splatters all over them! (-32)
Uncircumsized Samoan has a wound that is bleeding slowly... (-5)
Uncircumsized Samoan whips out Bob's Burninator and slow roasts Kona Joe. Smells delicious! (-26)
Kona Joe has ruffled all of Uncircumsized Samoan's feathers! (-27)
Uncircumsized Samoan is bleeding out... (-10)
Kona Joe has brought shame to Uncircumsized Samoan's flock!
Block Height - 16931225
Battle Hash - 745972360da981212ac4e08efcaa376d245ed531c1661e4b8b848e7db8fcb89b