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Dennis Birdkamp
Wins - 91
Losses - 76
Total Bets: 100
Item Background secret-recipe
Item Background bucket-helmet
Item Background golden-tenderizer
Wins - 2
Losses - 0
Total Bets: 6666
ULTIMATE FIGHTER #617 won the fight!
- Summary -

The battle between Dennis Birdkamp and ULTIMATE FIGHTER #617 was a gruesome one. It began with Dennis showing off his weapon, Bob’s Burninator, which he used to slow roast his opponent. The smell wafting from the fight was so tantalizing that many onlookers were tempted to join in on the feast. ULTIMATE FIGHTER #617, however, was not impressed and unleashed the power of the elements, creating a tidal wave that smashed into Dennis with great force.

Despite the onslaught, Dennis fought back fiercely and used a smuggled-in knife to attack ULTIMATE FIGHTER #617. The chicken was caught off guard and had to tend to his bleeding eye. But ULTIMATE FIGHTER #617 was not one to be underestimated, and he landed a series of powerful blows that left Dennis incapacitated and defenseless.

The fight was intense, and Dennis was unable to stop bleeding. It looked as though ULTIMATE FIGHTER #617 was going to come out as the victor, and he did just that. With a final, dominant blow, ULTIMATE FIGHTER #617 triumphed over his adversary and emerged victorious. His opponent had been thoroughly defeated, leaving ULTIMATE FIGHTER #617 the cock of the walk.

- Battle Log -
Dennis Birdkamp whips out Bob's Burninator and slow roasts ULTIMATE FIGHTER #617. Smells delicious! (-8) ULTIMATE FIGHTER #617 calls upon the power of the elements, causing a massive tidal wave to crash down on Dennis Birdkamp! (-20) Dennis Birdkamp's eye is bleeding... (-5) Dennis Birdkamp surprises ULTIMATE FIGHTER #617 and attacks from behind with a smuggled-in knife! (-12) ULTIMATE FIGHTER #617's eye is bleeding... (-5) ULTIMATE FIGHTER #617 lands a series of powerful blows that leave Dennis Birdkamp unable to defend! (-21) Dennis Birdkamp can't stop bleeding... (-10) ULTIMATE FIGHTER #617 has dominated his bitchass! Block Height - 16921627 Battle Hash - 6d6e0634ff6e9fe4fb2e3aa9afa58a1191a6072860322f268703741d998c2a95