As the two chickens clashed on the battlefield, it immediately became clear that this was not going to be a fair fight. Purple Daze proved to be the superior fighter, as he quickly gained the upper hand over his opponent, Cock Block. With a swift maneuver, Purple Daze executed a ‘Miyagi’ move that sent Cock Block reeling to the ground, confused and disoriented. The audacious Purple Daze taunted his foe with a classic line from the hit movie The Karate Kid, yelling “Wax on, wax off bitch!” as his opponent struggled to regain his bearings.
Cock Block tried to retaliate, but Purple Daze was too quick for him. As he lunged forward to take a swing at his opponent, he received a nasty gash to his eye that started leaking blood. It was clear that Cock Block was outmatched, but he was not about to give up without a fight. He lunged forward and managed to squeeze his opponent into the bucket-o-chicken. Purple Daze struggled to find a way out, but eventually, he freed himself from his confines and re-engaged his opponent.
But the claws really came out when Purple Daze pulled out Bob’s Burninator - a fearsome weapon capable of reducing chickens to a perfectly crispy golden brown. With precision and grace, Purple Daze used the Burninator to slowly roast Cock Block. The smell of the succulent chicken meat filled the air, causing the other birds to involuntarily salivate. As Cock Block writhed in pain, he received a deep cut that started bleeding profusely.
In the end, Purple Daze emerged victorious, besting his opponent in a fierce and bloody battle. Though it was a hard-fought victory, Purple Daze proved himself to be a force to be reckoned with, and he rightfully claimed his place as king of the coop.
Purple Daze pulls a 'Miyagi'! Cock Block is on the ground seeing stars while hearing "Wax on, wax off bitch!". (-20)
Cock Block's eye is bleeding... (-5)
Cock Block stuffs Purple Daze in the bucket-o-chicken! (-10)
Purple Daze whips out Bob's Burninator and slow roasts Cock Block. Smells delicious! (-29)
Cock Block has a deep cut that is bleeding rapidly... (-10)
Purple Daze is victorious!
Block Height - 16905207
Battle Hash - 73a430f979e29675e716347f6616c4235dab1ff2101e329a614365b083e7ebea