The fight between these two chickens was no ordinary fight. Wiggles Much was clearly the more cunning of the two, having slipped Thomas the part time Employee some DMT to make him believe he could fly. Thomas, in his delusional state, jumped off a cliff and plummeted to the ground. This initial move by Wiggles Much set the tone for the rest of the fight.

But Thomas was not one to be taken down easily. He came back swinging with the Bird Brained Flail, bringing it down on Wiggles Much like a meteor. The impact was significant, causing a serious cut that started gushing blood. It looked like Thomas might actually have a chance at winning, but Wiggles Much had a trick up his sleeve.

Wiggles Much transformed into a giant, fire-breathing monster, and with a single breath, incinerated Thomas the part time Employee. It was a quick, decisive victory for Wiggles Much. The other chickens looked on in awe at Wiggles Much’s power and cunning.

After the fight, Wiggles Much strutted off to celebrate at Chickyland. It was clear that he was the true champion of the coop.