It was a battle unlike any other. Two chickens, both with fierce determination, faced off in a fight to the death. Cockodile Dundee started off the fight with a sneaky move, offering Jang-a-Leg laced weed to throw him off his game. And it worked! Jang-a-Leg immediately lost all motivation to fight.

But Jang-a-Leg wasn’t going down without a fight. He managed to scratch Cockodile Dundee, drawing first blood. However, Cockodile Dundee wasn’t phased and landed a critical hit of his own, knocking Jang-a-Leg off balance.

The tide seemed to be turning in Cockodile Dundee’s favor, but Jang-a-Leg wasn’t done yet. He fought back hard, leaving a wound that was bleeding slowly on Cockodile Dundee. But then, Cockodile Dundee played dirty. He slipped Jang-a-Leg some DMT, convincing him that he could fly. Jang-a-Leg, now delirious and gleeful, jumped off a cliff and immediately plummeted to the ground. It was a devastating blow that knocked Jang-a-Leg out of the fight for good.

As Jang-a-Leg lay bleeding and unable to move, Cockodile Dundee emerged victorious. He had knocked the snot out of Jang-a-Leg, proving himself the better fighter. It was a brutal, bloody battle that left no doubt as to who the winner was. And in the end, it was Cockodile Dundee, the unstoppable chicken fighter.