The battle between Cristiano Ronaldo and mindclucker was no ordinary fight. The two chickens went all out on each other, with Cristiano Ronaldo starting off by jumping on mindclucker’s face. The move was followed by a quick peck that made mindclucker’s eye bleed. Not one to be outdone, mindclucker fought back and tied Cristiano Ronaldo before plucking every feather on his body one by one, causing the footballer chicken’s eyes to bleed.

Cristiano Ronaldo managed to break free, and in a murderous rage, he planted a mighty pimp slap that left mindclucker dazed and confused. The hit cut a gaping wound on mindclucker, leaving him bleeding uncontrollably. Mindclucker was not to be underestimated and he fought back with a scorching-hot jet from Bob’s Burninator, melting everything in its path and leaving Cristiano Ronaldo in ashes.

It was not enough to take Cristiano Ronaldo down, however, and the footballer chicken retaliated with a counter-attack. He coated mindclucker in the hot oil of Bob’s Burninator, lit them up like a Christmas tree, and left mindclucker with a severe cut pouring with blood.

The battle was fierce and ferocious, but ultimately, Cristiano Ronaldo emerged the winner. He threw mindclucker back in the hen house, and the other chickens could only stare in awe at the brutal display of fighting skills they had just witnessed.