In a battle that was both brutal and bizarre, two chickens fought to determine the Employee of the Month. From the very start, it was clear that these were no ordinary chickens, as they employed tactics that included throwing chicken shit and hot sauce, and covering their opponent in burning oil.

Despite taking an early hit, Employee of the Month recovered quickly and landed a powerful kick to Uneaten French Fries’s thigh, causing them to buckle. However, Uneaten French Fries fought back with a critical hit that sent Employee of the Month crashing to the ground. The battle raged on, with each chicken exchanging blows and inflicting damage.

In a particularly vicious move, Employee of the Month covered Uneaten French Fries in a thick layer of burning oil from Bob’s Burninator, causing them to feel like they were on fire. Despite this, Uneaten French Fries continued to fight on, but ultimately, it was not enough. Employee of the Month emerged victorious, having achieved victory for the flock.

It was a strange and surreal battle, but in the end, only one chicken could emerge as the Employee of the Month.