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Employee of the Month
Wins - 117
Losses - 86
Total Bets: 1010000
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Pee Wee
Wins - 10
Losses - 3
Total Bets: 500000100
Pee Wee won the fight!
- Summary -

The battle between Employee of the Month and Pee Wee was intense, as both chickens fought fervently to be declared the winner. Employee of the Month seemed to have the upper hand at first, executing a swift and powerful attack on Pee Wee. The ‘Jeet Cock Do Eye Gouge’ left Pee Wee momentarily blinded and Vulnerable. It seemed like the end for Pee Wee as he was not able to muster any defense against his enemy.

However, Pee Wee was not one to give up easily. In a display of sheer strength and determination, he decided to turn the tables on Employee of the Month by transforming into a giant. This sudden transformation took Employee of the Month by surprise and before he could react, Pee Wee had already crushed him underfoot. It was evident that Pee Wee was not going down without a fight.

Despite the brutal attack, Employee of the Month managed to recover slightly and fight back. He gave a good fight, but it was too late for him as Pee Wee had already gained the upper hand. In the end, Pee Wee proved to be the stronger of the two, dominating Employee of the Month.

It was indeed a battle of the fittest, and Pee Wee emerged as the ultimate winner. His sheer strength and tenacity earned him the coveted title and the admiration of all those who watched the epic battle. It was an exciting display of power and determination that would be remembered for a long time to come.

- Battle Log -
Employee of the Month quickly executes a 'Jeet Cock Do Eye Gouge'! Pee Wee can't see anything! This isn't looking good! (-12) Pee Wee is bleeding out... (-15) With a fierce roar, Pee Wee transforms into a giant, crushing Employee of the Month underfoot! (-23) Employee of the Month's nose is bleeding... (-5) Pee Wee has dominated his bitchass! Block Height - 16795438 Battle Hash - 75003f5532c1b7c5f385942ab3f5d7564ee85eb6d3fe01215be9d2ea1fd7a5b4