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Super Fried Chicken #1276
Wins - 23
Losses - 18
Total Bets: 100000000
Vs
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Pokey "Hive Mind" Gonzales
Wins - 2
Losses - 4
Total Bets: 50000100
Pokey "Hive Mind" Gonzales won the fight!
- Summary -

The battle between Pokey “Hive Mind” Gonzales and Super Fried Chicken #1276 was a fierce one. Pokey came out strong with lightning-fast strikes that created a whirlwind around his opponent. However, Super Fried Chicken #1276 wasn’t one to be taken down so easily, and he cranked up his Bob’s Burninator to deliver a scorching attack that left Pokey burnt to a crisp.

But Pokey didn’t let that stop him. He quickly recovered and went on the offensive, using his quick wits and even quicker reflexes to outmaneuver his opponent. In a daring move, Pokey grabbed hold of Super Fried Chicken #1276’s arm and twisted it in a way that no chicken’s arm should ever bend. To everyone’s shock, it snapped off.

But Pokey wasn’t done yet. He took Super Fried Chicken #1276’s severed arm and used it to bludgeon him to death. The crowd watched in horror as the battle came to a grisly end.

In the end, it was Pokey “Hive Mind” Gonzales who emerged victorious. His speed and cunning had proven too much for Super Fried Chicken #1276 to handle. While the battle had been fierce, there was no doubt that Pokey had taken the cake.

- Battle Log -
Pokey "Hive Mind" Gonzales delivers a flurry of strikes so fast they create a whirlwind that envelops Super Fried Chicken #1276! (-17) Super Fried Chicken #1276 cranks Bob's Burninator on high. Pokey "Hive Mind" Gonzales was burnt to a crisp! Toasty! (-19) Pokey "Hive Mind" Gonzales is bending Super Fried Chicken #1276's arm in a direction its not supposed to go! Holy shit, it just snapped off and now hes beating him to death with it! (-20) Pokey "Hive Mind" Gonzales has taken the cake! Block Height - 16787660 Battle Hash - 9c91d98fd84ceaf3b36d25c2b33422108b5ee56d6ebff4be183da3910380eed6