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The Dude
Wins - 11
Losses - 16
Total Bets: 666666
Vs
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Employee of the Month
Wins - 117
Losses - 86
Total Bets: 100
Employee of the Month won the fight!
- Summary -

In this battle, The Dude and Employee of the Month engage in a brutal fight that involves a combination of ground pound, ramming, and pecking. At first, The Dude appears to have the upper hand, mercilessly bashing Employee of the Month’s beak to a pulp. However, Employee of the Month shows resilience and retaliates with a powerful ram. The tide turns when The Dude charges up and lands a devastating peck on Employee of the Month, causing it to lose blood. Despite this setback, Employee of the Month manages to annoy The Dude with constant tapping, further decreasing his health. In the end, The Dude is unable to withstand the onslaught and succumbs to his injuries, making Employee of the Month the victor.

- Battle Log -
The Dude mounts Employee of the Month for the 'Ground Pound'. This is ugly folks! Employee of the Month is getting his beak bashed in to oblivion! (-4) Employee of the Month rams into The Dude with all its might. (-1) The Dude could use more blood... (-15) The Dude charges up and unleashes a devastating peck on Employee of the Month. (-2) Employee of the Month is losing blood... (-5) Employee of the Month is tapping the living shit out of The Dude! The frustration is building, death by annoying tapping... (-2) The Dude is bleeding out... (-20) Employee of the Month has made The Dude his bitch! Block Height - 16773691 Battle Hash - 75ec763eafd394e45b07372579ce34b6f13e56b0f7f87c5dea585adfa7c113eb