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Clint Beakwood
Wins - 4
Losses - 2
Total Bets: 100
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World Sailor
Wins - 45
Losses - 24
Total Bets: 100
Clint Beakwood won the fight!
- Summary -

Ladies and gentlemen, prepare yourselves for a poultry pounding you won’t soon forget! The energy in the room was electrifying as two hardened warriors - Clint Beakwood and World Sailor- prepared to lock beaks in the ultimate Fight Club showdown!

The bell chirped, and out of the red corner launched Clint Beakwood, surging like a tsunami of feathers and fury. For a creature born to peck corn, the determination on Beakwood’s face was… disconcerting. The crowd roared as he began tapping World Sailor furiously like a quill on parchment. Imagine someone trying to murder you by poking you with a spoon… embarrassing and frustrating indeed! As the tapping intensified, the crowd could see World Sailor’s normally unflappable demeanor start to fray.

But World Sailor was no spring chicken, and he wasn’t about to let Beakwood turn him into feather duster. Armed with “Bob’s Burninator,” he unleashed a tongue of flame at Beakwood, attempting to roast him alive. The terrifying cock-flame lit the ring up as the audience gasped, waiting for Beakwood to crumble into ashes. But, miraculously, he took it like a champ, seemingly stoked rather than charred!

Beakwood, the bird from hell, was on the warpath now. His opponent might’ve had the fire, but Beakwood had the insanity of a man… Err, a chicken with nothing to lose. He struck back, landing a critical blow on the Sailor, the sheer power of which left him with a deep cut oozing blood. The spectators screeched. The underdog was giving the seasoned fighter a run for his money!

In an astonishing turn of events, the wild card, Clint Beakwood, against all odds, made Barstow proud and pulled off victory, beak-first! World Sailor was now a legend of defeat – all hail the new champ, Clint “The Peckham Phantom” Beakwood! His tapping strategy, while unconventional, proved that even the most minor annoyances could evolve into victorious tactics. As the dust settled, one thing was clear - Clint Beakwood was a bird worth crowing about!

- Battle Log -
Clint Beakwood is tapping the living shit out of World Sailor! The frustration is building, death by annoying tapping... (-32) World Sailor pulls the trigger on Bob's Burninator and a giant cock-flame engulfs Clint Beakwood. You had no plucking chance! (-11) Clint Beakwood has landed a critical strike! (-40) World Sailor has a deep cut that is oozing blood... (-5) Clint Beakwood has made Barstow proud! Block Height - 21410056 Battle Hash - 14490ac0e915f6a51db78d7fa99cad38f17be2b2d4053013f0cbd40cece62ba9