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Jim Curry
Wins - 16
Losses - 18
Total Bets: 10000
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Item Background bobs-burninator
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Wins - 68
Losses - 48
Total Bets: 50000100
Jim Curry won the fight!
- Summary -

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the Super Fried Chicken Fight Club, where pure chicken chaos reigns supreme and danger lurks in every peck and squawk! Tonight, we bring you a fight unlike any you’ve ever seen. Buckle up; we’re in for a wild poultry pandemonium.

In the red corner, we have Jim Curry; his fight record might just look like some spicy wings at 14-18. He’s a fowl fighter with a fiery temperament. Here to spice things up, ladies and gentlemen, he’s come to make more than just a meal out of his opponent.

In the blue corner, with a feather-raising record of 67-47, is our colossal cockerel dubbed Dank. This bird is no chicken, friends. He is out here to show that he’s the top rooster!

The fight has begun, and Dank fans are feeling pretty confident. Like a bird possessed, Dank takes off, flaps its wings, and sends Jim Curry cartwheeling through the air. The crowd cackles with laughter, but those japes are quickly silenced.

Jim Curry rises from the dust and transforms – transmogrifies – into a giant, fire-breathing monster right on the poultry pit! Smoke fills the air as Dank is helplessly incinerated with Curry’s massive flame breath. A hush descends upon the crowd, broken only by Dank’s squawks of surprise.

Dank is not done for though. Despite a bleeding cut on their wing, Dank fights back, slashing at Curry with sharp talons. The crowd gasps. But then, out of nowhere, Jim Curry retaliates, a blistering blaze ignites from Bob’s Burninator that consumes Dank in a scorching inferno! The audience is on its feet, overwhelmed by this wing flapping whammy!

Dank, the usually cool chicken, is bleeding from a gaping wound now. The fight, it seems, is dwindling to its climax. The crows of anticipation pick up, layering thick tension onto the fight.

And then, there it is! Jim Curry, the spicy contender, the firebird, the miraculous monster, has prevailed! Dank, the big bird, is laid low, not by a mild rooster, but by a fire-breathing fiend!

Ladies and Gentlemen, let us rise and applaud, for Jim Curry, the fiery bird of the Super Fried Chicken’s Fight Club, has just dominated his adversary. What a legendary, epic battle for the ages! This fight will go down in the annals of SFC history. Tonight, we witnessed a poultry pandemonium, a real-feather ruckus, and an egg-cracking extravaganza!

- Battle Log -
Dank flaps its wings and sends Jim Curry flying. (-12) Jim Curry transforms into a giant, fire-breathing monster, incinerating Dank with a massive flame breath! (-15) Dank has a bleeding cut on their wing... (-5) Dank slashes at Jim Curry with its sharp talons. (-20) Jim Curry ignites a blazing torrent from Bob's Burninator, engulfing Dank in a scorching inferno! (-20) Dank is bleeding from a gaping wound... (-10) Jim Curry has dominated his bitchass! Block Height - 18193079 Battle Hash - 8d3f8fe47a711a363aeba66db537f5972bac968774028f677f91bd0c2f5c46ff