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Sleepy Hollow
Wins - 16
Losses - 17
Total Bets: 100
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Wins - 4
Losses - 4
Total Bets: 20000100
Cluckster won the fight!
- Summary -

Ladies and Gentlemen! Feathers and beaks! Hold on to your precious roasted corn because we’ve just witnessed chaos in its purest form – a feathery whirlwind of clucking madness, a golden yolky mayhem! This is the ultimate Super Fried Chicken showdown!

In the red corner, weighing in at a feathery 2lbs, the seasoned veteran and the spicy Sleepy Hollow! His record-a testament to the cocktail of brawls under his comb-sits steady at 16-16! Truly a poultry gladiator, the seasoned veteran’s feathers are so fried from this sizzling showdown we almost thought we’d serve him up at Popeye’s next!

The air cracks with anticipation! His opponent, the blue not-so-featherywarrior, Cluckster, the scrapper with sensational ‘pecking’ precision.. his record timid at only 3-4, honorably sporting the fresh wounds of battle. His swagger – electrifying!

The match is a heart-stopping, jaw-dropping race against the peck! We witnessed Cluckster, taking Super Fried Chicken way too literally, wielding a hot oil bucket, leaving Sleepy Hollow’s feathers a sizzling mess! Meanwhile, Sleepy Hollow, despite a bloody laceration, fought back in this war of the wings, slapping Cluckster full-on with a frying pan!

Lord of the kernels, as this ferocious fight between these feathery combatants escalates, Cluckster gets a deep cut, not backing down, rather retaliates by sending Sleepy Hollow soaring with its majestically forceful wings! The crowd roared, as they sensed Sleepy’s retreat is near.

Oh, the carnage in this corn-devoured hexagonal arena! Sleepy’s carnage is a sight for sore eyes and the crowd’s chicken-hearted screams turn to a dull cluck of dread!

And finally, in a beak-dropping finale, our underdog turned champion, Cluckster, throws Sleepy Hollow back into the very hen house he emerged from! Oh, the irony-laden crescendo of this feather-filled night; Cluckster stands victorious, bloody yet bold, reveling in the ovation of the crowd!

This featherweight melee will echo in the annals of the SFC’s Fight Club! As the floodlights dim, we raise a toast to our victor, the terrible yet triumphant Cluckster. Until the next feast, good fight and good night!

- Battle Log -
Cluckster is taking Super Fried Chicken too literally with that hot oil in his bucket. Sleepy Hollow is so fried we should send his ass to Popeye's to be sold as an 8 piece! (-13) Sleepy Hollow is bleeding from a laceration... (-5) Cluckster just took a frying pan to the face! Sleepy Hollow is playing dirty! (-4) Cluckster has a deep cut that is oozing blood... (-5) Cluckster flaps its wings and sends Sleepy Hollow flying. (-6) Sleepy Hollow has a large cut that is pouring blood... (-10) Cluckster has thrown Sleepy Hollow back in the hen house! Block Height - 19451023 Battle Hash - 83da05c4fe5a0c068e9b2c93180b9d61a0d250319d04d62c1b4a1f7dddc645c9