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Tico MacTick
Wins - 20
Losses - 21
Total Bets: 100
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Chem Cockstar
Wins - 5
Losses - 6
Total Bets: 100
Chem Cockstar won the fight!
- Summary -

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, gather around, set your eyes upon the psychedelic spectacle of the century, the Super Fried Chicken Fight Club! It’s not for the faint of heart, nor the uninspired - this is madness, mayhem, and unadulterated side-splitting humor, all bundled into an electrifying scene of fowl fight frenzy!

In the red corner, we’ve got the plucky poultry, with a balance of blows and beats, none other than Tico MacTick. Known as the even-steven of the ring, with his 20-to-20 record, he’s seen equal parts victory as he has defeat. An unpredictable force, spectators hang on his every move, wondering which way the wind will blow next.

And in the blue corner, oh, behold the underclucker, Chem Cockstar! With a record of 4 wins and 6 losses, his odds may not be in favor, but his spirit indeed runs wild, reckless, unleashed, and ready to rule the roost. He hops about, ruffling his feathers, absolutely fearless of the impending brawl.

The fight commences in a blaze of glory as bright as the sun on a cloudless day, Chem Cockstar conjures and unleashes a fiery burst from some mysterious contraption he calls, “Bob’s Burninator.” Flames gush forward and envelope Tico, searing him with scorching hot oil, the aroma of roasted chicken wafting through the crowd.

However, Tico is not one to back down! As a smoldering figure, enslaved by sudden pain and anger, he retaliates by pecking Chem Cockstar’s beak clean off. Oh, the horror! The fountains of crying crimson soak the hallowed grounds of the colosseum, the crowd erupting into a crescendo of gasps and roars.

Refusing to accept defeat, Chem Cockstar, bedecked with blood, stuns all and sundry by pulling out the most dangerous weapon in any chicken’s arsenal — the brass knuckles! He swings with all his might, squaring it up against Tico’s familiar form, sending feathers aflutter like a frenzied snowstorm. The crowd is in an uproar.

Finally, ladies and gentlemen, comes the climax of the evening. With a one-two punch from the heavens, Chem Cockstar lands a knockout blow shattering his doubters and skeptics into oblivion. Tico MacTick, the beloved bird of balance, is smoked. There he is, sprawled in the center of the ring, while the unlikeliest of heroes, Chem Cockstar, stands tall and victorious.

What a story! What a night! What a fight! This exceptional encounter shall be etched in the annals of the Super Fried Chicken Fight Club for eons to come. Chem Cockstar, the underdog reigns supreme, proving yet again - in this psychedelic battleground, anything is possible!

- Battle Log -
Chem Cockstar unleashes a fiery burst from Bob's Burninator, scorching Tico MacTick with searing oil! (-26) Tico MacTick just pecked Chem Cockstar's beak off and blood is just squirting everywhere! (-10) Chem Cockstar hits Tico MacTick with brass knuckles and smashes his cock off! (-33) Chem Cockstar has smoked Tico MacTick! Block Height - 19400155 Battle Hash - cbcc6a4eba893a1689f68b7a77aa7cde2885dec51e01e756eb4a0a83e63c375a