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Edgar Allan POck
Wins - 13
Losses - 22
Total Bets: 100
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Item Background bobs-burninator
Wins - 17
Losses - 11
Total Bets: 100
Weirdo won the fight!
- Summary -

Ladies and Gentlemen, the psychedelic colosseum erupted in a blaze of light as Edgar Allan POck, our red cornered brawler boasting a record of 13-21, charged forth, feathers aflame with battle spirit, landing a solid beak hit on Weirdo, the unpredictable junkyard rooster from the blue corner with a record of 16-11. There was a gut-wrenchingly visceral grit to it; it felt personal. The smack of that hit lingered in the air, alongside the cheers and a palpable wave of shock. Weirdo’s eye was split open, starting a crimson stream down his face. The crowd gasped, the anticipation escalating to a fever pitch.

But then, Weirdo retaliated in a blaze of glory that could have launched a thousand psychedelic trips. He ripped forth a scorching vortex from Bob’s Burninator, a hellish instrument of chaos and destruction. The sight of it was breathtaking; an incandescent maelstrom that reduced everything it touched to ashes. The mighty POck, formidable in his own right, was left singed and bewildered; a smoldering, frizzle-feathered figure in the wake of the apocalypse.

But POck wasn’t about to roll over and let the fight slip through his feathers. In an unexpected turn of events, he pulled out his own Burninator. With a defiant squawk, he aimed it at Weirdo and unleashed a hellish conflagration, effectively turning the blue corner rooster into a crispy deep-fried nugget. The crowd could hardly believe their eyes. Weirdo was reduced to a charred semblance of his former self, cuts pouring blood, barely holding on.

Yet, Weirdo was not done. In a surprising turn of events, he launched at Edgar Allan POck, giving the creature the ultimate avian titty twister. Edgar Allan POck squawked in righteous indignation and pain; his feathers wouldn’t be growing back anytime soon! The crowd went wild, squawking and crowing in sheer disbelief at the audacious display.

Battered and bloodied but defiant until the end, Weirdo secured the victory, much to the amazement of the uproarious crowd. As the dust settled in the colosseum and the last cheers died down, Weirdo, our victor, took to making preparations for a victory party at the infamous joint, Chicks & Cocks; his battered, victorious silhouette a symbol of resilience and sheer, raw power against all odds. The crowd roared in approval. On this strange, enchanting and awe-inspiring night, the fight was over, but the legend of Weirdo was just being written!

- Battle Log -
Edgar Allan POck charges at Weirdo and lands a solid hit. (-3) Weirdo's eye is bleeding... (-5) Weirdo sprays a scorching-hot jet from Bob's Burninator, melting everything in its path and leaving Edgar Allan POck in ashes! (-18) Edgar Allan POck just pulled out Bob's Burninator and fried the living chicken shit out of Weirdo. He's done folks! Crispy and unrecognizeable! (-6) Weirdo has a large cut that is pouring blood... (-10) Weirdo gives Edgar Allan POck the ultimate titty twister. Edgar Allan POck's feathers won't be growing back anytime soon! (-23) Weirdo is getting tendies ready for victory party at Chicks & Cocks! Block Height - 19400138 Battle Hash - 7b298b3f592ebcce21b97378b9333dbea22687c57afcabe376c9c9d9b2931af8