Item Background bobs-burninator
Item Background kitchen-flame-mask
Item Background wishbone-shiv
Dead Beat Bonanza
Wins - 15
Losses - 22
Total Bets: 10000
Item Background frog-skin-shield
Item Background mr-thornies-armguards
Item Background bobs-burninator
Wins - 68
Losses - 48
Total Bets: 500000100
Dead Beat Bonanza won the fight!
- Summary -

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the marquee event of the Super Fried Chicken Fight Club! In the chicken corner, wearing red feathers and with a less than impressive record of 13 wins and 22 losses, we present to you, Dead Beat Bonanza! On the opposite side, in the blue corner, standing tall with a hefty record of 65 wins and 46 losses, we have the formidable Dank!

From the get-go, Dank lunged forward, his wings becoming a blur as they delivered a rapid-fire onslaught of strikes! The whirlwind of blows were too fast, ensnaring Dead Beat Bonanza in a tempest of feathers and dust! The crowd’s ooh’s and ah’s echoed across the coliseum.

However, unyielding and with fire in his eyes, Dead Beat Bonanza retaliated. Bringing out Bob’s Burninator, he blasted a scorching stream of flaming oil towards Dank! Dank reeled back, bleeding from the sudden harsh attack - a sight that would have mortified the faint-hearted.

Never one to back down, Dank seized Bob’s Burninator, retaliating with a vicious flame attack that set Dead Beat Bonanza ablaze! The panicked shrieks of the crowd turned the spectacle into a living horror movie.

But the tide of the battle was about to change. Showing no signs of fear, Dead Beat Bonanza grabbed the Burninator, and with a wicked cackle, he rammed the barrel into an unthinkable place, Dank’s rear! The audience held their breath as Dank was set ablaze from the inside out – a hellish sight!

Despite suffering from a fresh, deep wound that oozed copious amounts of blood, Dank displayed his fighting spirit. He thrust Dead Beat Bonanza into the meat freezer, sending a bone-chilling message. Not one to take things lightly, Dead Beat Bonanza gave Dank a whack to the face using a frying pan, rousing the crowd with cheers and laughter.

As Dank’s wound continued to bleed, Dead Beat Bonanza prepared for his final act. The audience roared with anticipation, awaiting the trademark move - the rain of tendies!

In the end, against the odds and defying all expectations, Dead Beat Bonanza emerged victorious! The underchicken turned hero had put on a spectacle like no other. This match, folks, will be remembered as a testament to true grit, showing us all that no matter how dire the odds, never count out a fighting chicken with a dream! To our undefeated chickens out there, you have been warned: Dead Beat Bonanza is on the rise!

- Battle Log -
Dank delivers a flurry of strikes so fast they create a whirlwind that envelops Dead Beat Bonanza! (-6) Dead Beat Bonanza unleashes a fiery burst from Bob's Burninator, scorching Dank with searing oil! (-10) Dank's eye is bleeding... (-5) Dank blasts Dead Beat Bonanza with Bob's Burninator, setting them on fire! It's like a scene out of a horror movie! (-6) Dead Beat Bonanza just pulled out Bob's Burninator and shoved the barrel into Dank's butt. Dank was engulfed in flames from the inside-out! (-12) Dank has a large cut that is pouring blood... (-10) Dank shoves Dead Beat Bonanza into the meat freezer! (-6) Dank just took a frying pan to the face! Dead Beat Bonanza is playing dirty! (-11) Dank's wound is bleeding heavily... (-15) Dead Beat Bonanza is ready to make it rain tendies! Block Height - 18080133 Battle Hash - e0340acc7323d284468550b7b7e67f97762945e4a2c48a59979a077e1568dca2