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Popcorn CockArrel
Wins - 17
Losses - 17
Total Bets: 10000
Item Background blue-bulls
Item Background bobs-burninator
Item Background mr-thornies-armguards
Wins - 68
Losses - 48
Total Bets: 50000100
Dank won the fight!
- Summary -

Leaning into the microphone, I soak in the overflowing energy of the SFC’s Fight Club, surveying the pulsating crowd and vividly colored psychedelic surroundings. “Ladies and gentlemen,” I bellow, “Fasten your seatbelts and hold on tight, because we’re about to dive headfirst into a hypnotic portal of conundrums and chaos!”

In the red corner, we have an equal parts daring and unpredictable contender, the resilient Popcorn CockArrel, locked in at an even 16 wins and 16 losses! His manic eyes gleam under the frenzied lights, plucky feathers ruffling in the electrifying air of anticipation.

In contrast, across the ring, embodying the spirit of the deep abyss and radiating an uncanny sense of calm, is Dank, a resounding veteran with an impressive score of 65 wins to 47 losses!

Right out of the gate, Dank’s discipline and precision sets a chilling tone, artfully weaving through Popcorn’s defenses to land a solid hit that sets Popcorn reeling. The crowd gasps as our beloved Popcorn bleeds, but expect the unexpected! Popcorn cleverly slips Dank a mind-altering trip in the form of DMT, creating an illusion of flight and tricking the hardened Dank into a gravity-defying leap straight over a cliff’s edge!

But Dank isn’t down for the count. Though wounded and bleeding, Dank summons a colossal meteor from the inky black above with a wild cackle, unleashing it on Popcorn with apocalyptic force that leaves no room for doubt or question. Popcorn, far from conceding, retaliates with a power he’s rarely shown—a sonic caw that shakes the very foundation of the surreal colosseum and leaves Dank trapped in a whirl of confusion.

However, just when things looked to be evening out, Dank delivers another crippling blow. Mustering might from a realm unknown, he unleashes a scorched earth move that sends the smell of burnt feathers through the audience as a scalding-hot stream from Bob’s Burninator savages Popcorn. The damage is severe, causing a deep cut that bleeds profusely.

Sense of victory begins to swirl through the air. Dank, with both metaphorical and literal blood on his hands, already eyeing the celebratory tendies at Chicks & Cocks, fully embodies the triumphant spirit of tonight’s psychedelic spectacle. The crowd roars their approval! Perfectly balanced between brutality and brilliance, this clash was another notch on Popcorn CockArrel and Dank’s remarkable records, solidifying their much-deserved legendary status in the annals of SFC’s Fight Club!

- Battle Log -
Dank strikes with incredible precision, leaving Popcorn CockArrel unable to move! (-5) Popcorn CockArrel bled... (-5) Popcorn CockArrel slips Dank some DMT and convinces him that he can fly. Dank gleefully jumps off a cliff and immediately plummets to the ground! (-5) Dank has a wound that is bleeding slowly... (-5) Dank summons a giant meteor from the sky, crashing it down on Popcorn CockArrel with apocalyptic force! (-5) Popcorn CockArrel has a major laceration that is bleeding... (-10) Popcorn CockArrel unleashes a sonic caw that shatters nearby objects and leaves Dank reeling in confusion. (-7) Dank is bleeding out... (-10) Dank sprays a scalding-hot stream from Bob's Burninator, leaving Popcorn CockArrel sizzling and smoking! (-5) Popcorn CockArrel has a deep cut that is bleeding rapidly... (-15) Dank is getting tendies ready for victory party at Chicks & Cocks! Block Height - 18113355 Battle Hash - a614c5a4a6990b531dc77e2b12a19ac23cedfbe64363221d4e92ad0797827d8f