Item Background blue-bulls
Item Background bobs-burninator
Item Background kitchen-flame-mask
Gustavo Fwing
Wins - 10
Losses - 25
Total Bets: 100
Item Background beak-guard
Item Background bobs-burninator
Item Background
Wins - 4
Losses - 4
Total Bets: 1000
Cluckster won the fight!
- Summary -

Ladies and ghouls, sit back, grab a drumstick, and prepare to enter the mind-bending, sense-shattering world of the Super Fried Chicken’s Fight Club!

Tonight, in the red corner, we have Gustavo Fwing, boasting a record of 10-24 and a coat of feathers as determined as his challenger spirit! In the blue corner, we have the likes of some bird you’ve never seen before, Cluckster, with a lean record of 2-3 but a fire in his eyes brighter than the heat lamp he was hatched under!

Our fighters spin their reels of fate in this rustic colosseum, kicking off the fight as Cluckster hurls a searing-hot ball of oil from Bob’s Burninator! The heat in the air intensifies as the ball connects its target, leaving Gustavo Fwing blinded and disoriented! The crowd erupts in surprise, Gustavo’s plight showing painfully real on his scratch-ridden skin!

Despite the blinding hit, Gustavo Fwing retaliates with true grit; the arena echoes with shrieks as he pours hot oil onto the plucky Cluckster’s face! Crispy was never quite this scary, folks!

Barely blinking a chicken eye, Cluckster retaliates in the most dastardly, degen way possible. The air thickens with the stink of undercooked hope as he cooks up a batch of spoiled chicken. Gustavo Fwing pays the price for his winged foe’s culinary catastrophe – succumbing to food poisoning and the worst case of chicken-run we’ve ever seen!

With a deep, bloody cut threatening his strength, Gustavo pushes through the pain and the disgrace, landing a series of powerful blows on Cluckster! The plucky bird wobbles, teetering on the edge of a knockout!

But oh, ladies, and ghouls, this fight is as wild as the Super Fried Chicken’s tales inspired it! For out of the smoke and spit, rising like a phoenix (or at least, an extremely well-cooked chicken), Cluckster blasts Gustavo Fwing with Bob’s Burninator, sending the latter spiraling back into a fiery hellish nightmare! It’s like a scene straight out of an apocalyptic horror movie!

As Gustavo’s wound continues to bleed heavily, all hope drains from his record. After a night filled with outlandish antics and tar-black humor, it is Cluckster who stands victoriously in the psychedelic arena! Here’s to Cluckster, the feathered gladiator, the master roaster, the ultimate winner of the night! It’s the victory no one saw coming, but none will forget! Long live Cluckster, the underbird of our horrors and dreams!

- Battle Log -
Cluckster hurls a searing-hot ball of oil from Bob's Burninator, leaving Gustavo Fwing blinded and disoriented! (-8) Gustavo Fwing has a bloody scratch on their skin... (-5) Gustavo Fwing pours hot oil on Cluckster's face! (-15) Cluckster cooks up a batch of spoiled chicken. Gustavo Fwing gets food poisoning and shits themselves! (-8) Gustavo Fwing has a deep cut that is bleeding rapidly... (-10) Gustavo Fwing lands a series of powerful blows that leave Cluckster unable to defend! (-31) Cluckster blasts Gustavo Fwing with Bob's Burninator, setting them on fire! It's like a scene out of a horror movie! (-8) Gustavo Fwing's wound is bleeding heavily... (-15) Cluckster has defeated Gustavo Fwing! Block Height - 18187561 Battle Hash - c2dc45af5209e6790b38e44c294c18d8f9b4434f7ceb4b0d3df24e90fb3b7ffd