Item Background bobs-burninator
Item Background red-shroom
Item Background lobotomizer
Dead Beat Bonanza
Wins - 15
Losses - 22
Total Bets: 100
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Item Background mr-thornies-armguards
Item Background bobs-burninator
Savage Travis
Wins - 13
Losses - 11
Total Bets: 100
Savage Travis won the fight!
- Summary -

Ladies and Gentlemen! Get ready to hold onto your drumsticks. We’ve got a fight that is hotter than the deep fryer at peak lunch hour. This, my friends, is the Super Fried Chicken’s Fight Club!

In the red corner, boasting a record of 13-21, his feathers ruffled from more battles than you can shake a nesting box at, the ‘always entertaining, often puzzling,’ Dead Beat Bonanza! Across the way, in the vibrant blue corner, carrying an almost even record of 11-10, easy to cheer for, hard to predict, it’s the fighting rooster who knows no fear, Savage Travis!

As the ring bell resonates through the shack, Savage Travis immediately steps up the heat. With a battle cry that would wake a brooding hen, he unleashes a searing-hot shower of oil from Bob’s Burninator! The oil syntaxically reacts like napalm, covering Dead Beat Bonanza. The result? More horrifying than a summer molting! The audience gasps as the once-composed bird writhes in shocking agony, feathers sizzling on contact!

But Dead Beat Bonanza isn’t ready to join the rotisserie yet. Despite his wounds steadily oozing blood onto the sawdust-strewn floor, creating a grotesque Pollock-like painting – he holds firm…but the rest of us aren’t so sure.

The crowd watches with bated breath, hoping for a comeback. Metaphorical money changes hands, bets are tossed to the wind now. You think they’d be used to the unpredictable chaos of our Fight Club, but each fight brings its fresh serving of madness. It’s what keeps them coming back- the thrill of the unexpected, the taste of the irreverent.

Unfortunately for the loyal fans of the hard-beaked Dead Beat Bonanza, tonight wasn’t his night.

With a final triumphant cock-a-doodle-doo, Savage Travis was declared victorious! The colosseum erupted in a mix of cheers, disappointed groans, and wild applause. Despite the savory-ferocity on display, love him or hate him, there was no denying Savage Travis’ dazzling victory tonight! The underdog had gone over to the other side of the barnyard.

And as always, remember, folks, in this psychedelic colosseum, the only sure bet is a wild time. Stay tuned for more crazy poultry pandemonium.

- Battle Log -
Savage Travis drenches Dead Beat Bonanza in a searing-hot shower of oil from Bob's Burninator, causing them to writhe in agony! (-36) Dead Beat Bonanza's wound is bleeding steadily... (-5) Savage Travis is victorious! Block Height - 17994124 Battle Hash - b2e9b0909329973406c981a99b22f2445fa7d194bf1f1911ac747abbb7d24325