Ladies and Gentlechickens! Welcome to the vibrating heart of the Chicken Shack, the one, the only, the infamous SFC’s Fight Club! We have an egg-citing, feather-ruffling ordeal unfolding before us! Prepare for a spectacle that will make your feathers stand on end!

In the red corner, is the mischievous, the much-feared Peter Pan. His record may read 2-5, but don’t let those numbers fool you. This bird is a nightmarish menace, erupting with flapping wings of fury, sharp talons and plucky moves. He’s lost some, he’s won some, but never, ever, has he had a dull fight. Tonight, he seems hungry. Hungry for glory, hungry for redemption!

Representing the blue corner, is the relentless, the indomitable, Savage Travis. A seasoned bird with a balanced record of 10-10. A solid fighter, with numerous fights under his belt - his appetite for victory is insatiable. Don’t be deceived by his calm composure; underneath those feathered layers is an unforgiving predator!

The fight begins with Peter Pan leaping forward in all his feral glory. Using his talons as chisels, he carves onto Savage Travis with a storm of precise, sharp blows. In an unexpected twist, Savage Travis responds insidiously, spitting straight at Peter Pan, a strike that catches the red corner unaware, causing a nasty, bleeding gash.

Then, out of nowhere, Fire and Brimstone! Peter Pan ignites none other than Bob’s Burninator. Unleashing a fiery torrent, the arena is transformed into a hellish canvas, Savage Travis in its epicenter, a sight that will be etched into our memories forever. Savage Travis takes the blow hard, with a bleeding cut visible on his wing.

But lo and behold, in a shocking turn of events, Savage Travis shakes off the ash and flame, repossessing the fabled Burninator! In a fit of maniacal rage, he spews a flamethrower’s wrath upon the unsuspecting Peter Pan, who is left charred, crispy and unrecognizable in this flaming reckoning. The tables have irreversibly turned! Even the bleachers felt the burn!

And with that Savage Travis, soaked in both victory and his adversary’s defeat, brings not only Peter Pan, but his entire flock to shame. Thus, the winner here tonight, less by triumph, more by survival, we present to you the fierce, the fiery, the absolutely savage, Savage Travis! What a night! What a fight!