Item Background kitchen-flame-mask
Item Background wishbone-shiv
Item Background golden-tenderizer
SunSpots McCock
Wins - 133
Losses - 99
Total Bets: 500000663
Item Background bobs-burninator
Item Background blue-bulls
Item Background lobotomizer
Dead Beat Bonanza
Wins - 15
Losses - 22
Total Bets: 5655
SunSpots McCock won the fight!
- Summary -

Ladies and Gentlemen, Children of all ages, welcome to the undulating psychedelic sobriety-shattering colosseum of the Super Fried Chicken Fight Club with your favourite announcer! As we immerse ourselves into the neon embrace, we have a remarkable face-off lined up tonight; a plucking battle between titans.

In the red corner stands the legendary, seasoned warrior of the coop, a pinnacle of poultry power with a breathtaking record of 130 wins against a mere 98 losses. Let’s offer a thunderous applause to the indomitable SunSpots McCock!

Across from him, in the alien-blue corner, we’ve got the underdog (or should I say underchicken?), Dead Beat Bonanza. With 13 epic victories and 20 losses under his comb, he may seem the lesser bird, but by god, his spirit is visible even behind those beady chicken eyes!

As the anticipation mounts, we prepare ourselves for a feather-flying, eyeball-gogging spectacle. On that note, I declare the plucking battle begun!

The first alarm clucks came from Bonanza, who set the tone of the fight by wildly flapping clouds of magic mushroom powder towards our veteran SunSpot. The mystical cloud engulfed SunSpots, landing him with what appeared to be minor injuries. His eye began to bleed beneath the hallucinogenic haze, adding an extra layer of chaos to the proceedings.

In response, with the determination seen only in the eyes of the seasoned, SunSpots managed a retaliatory move that shocked us all. He barreled towards the howling Bonanza and threw him – yes, PICKED him up and threw him – into the menacing meat freezer! Bonanza came out shivering and bleeding, but the fight was far from over.

In a stunning fry-or-die moment, Bonanza dusted up his courage and managed to fling SunSpots into the sizzling deep fryer. The crowd gasped as the air filled with the aroma of frying feathers and the sight of more blood seeping out from SunSpots’ wounds.

But something remarkable happened amidst the aroma of fear and fried chicken. SunSpots pulled himself out from the deep fryer, singed but not beaten. With one last all-out move, SunSpots hurled a blitzkrieg of blows with the legendary Golden Tenderizer, reducing Bonanza to a bleeding heap of feathers on the floor.

The crowd held its breath as the dust settled. As it turns out, you should never judge a chicken by its feathers. Because amidst the cracked shells and strewn feathers, standing tall and proud, was our scarred but undeniable victor - SunSpots McCock. Let’s say it loud and clear, folks: SunSpots McCock is victorious!

- Battle Log -
Dead Beat Bonanza blows magic mushroom powder at SunSpots McCock! (-8) SunSpots McCock's eye is bleeding... (-5) SunSpots McCock shoves Dead Beat Bonanza into the meat freezer! (-22) Dead Beat Bonanza bled... (-5) Dead Beat Bonanza throws SunSpots McCock into the deep fryer! (-8) SunSpots McCock has a nasty gash that is bleeding... (-5) SunSpots McCock pulverizes Dead Beat Bonanza with a mighty strike from the Golden Tenderizer! (-22) Dead Beat Bonanza is bleeding from a gaping wound... (-10) SunSpots McCock is victorious! Block Height - 17931805 Battle Hash - 8b29518308129e3d4ccb6ecc1d888239e291c0e2fd01e916e3fb053f6f0ac864