“Ladies and Gentlemen! Boy and girls, chicks and cocks! Get ready for a wild, high-flying, freakshow of a battle in our Fight Club tonight! I hope you’re ready because these birds are about to rock the coop!”
“In the red corner, entering with a record of 109 wins and 67 losses, a seasoned veteran of our psychedelic battlefield – give it up for Donnie Roc! And in the blue corner, with 10 victories and 22 losses, the underdog who has nothing to lose tonight - Gustavo Fwing!”
The fight kicks off in typical SFC fashion. Donnie Roc, ever the cunning tactician, offers Gustavo Fwing some laced weed. Gustavo takes the bait, and before you can say ‘psychedelic poultry’, he’s high as a kite, with all thoughts of scrapping suddenly flying out of his feathery head. Gustavo staggers around, his fighting instinct nowhere to be found, a glaze of confusion in his eyes.
As things spiral out of hand for Gustavo, blood starts streaming from a deep wound. The crowd roars, but there’s a sense of head-shaking disbelief as well. Gustavo’s chances look as grim as a Christmas turkey. But then, lo and behold, Gustavo musters every ounce of his energy. He charges up his power and slams a devastating blow onto Donnie Roc. The coop holds its breath. Donnie reels from the impact. He starts bleeding, the intensity of the fight beginning to show.
But Donnie Roc, true to his reputation, answers back with his own brand of violence. He lands a fearsome palm strike square on Gustavo Fwing’s beak. Blood spurts everywhere. The crowd erupts in wild cheers, the psychedelic spectacle of the fight at its peak. Gustavo’s wound becomes a gaping laceration, bleeding profusely, but his spirit refuses to bow.
However, this night belongs to Donnie Roc. Despite the blood and the pain, despite the psychedelic madness of the Fight Club, he manages to overcome his rival, standing victorious amidst a chorus of cheers and squawks.
“There you have it, folks! Another crazy night in our psychedelic coop! And tonight, Donnie Roc reigns supreme, once again proving why he’s the king of our flock! Congratulations to our winner, Donnie Roc!”
Donnie Roc offers Gustavo Fwing some laced weed. Gustavo Fwing immediately loses all motivation to fight! (-18)
Gustavo Fwing is bleeding profusely from a deep wound... (-15)
Gustavo Fwing charges up its power and unleashes a devastating blow on Donnie Roc! (-14)
Donnie Roc's wound is bleeding steadily... (-5)
Donnie Roc lands a devastating palm strike to Gustavo Fwing's nose, causing blood to spurt. (-18)
Gustavo Fwing has a severe laceration that is bleeding... (-15)
Donnie Roc has achieved victory for the flock!
Block Height - 17931790
Battle Hash - 523904376c68cfbf75cfa37d895648b1e46aeffa54ba13723190e2e92c18c83a