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AnderSchnoz Silva
Wins - 120
Losses - 94
Total Bets: 500000444
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Smoky LaCock
Wins - 26
Losses - 30
Total Bets: 26877
Smoky LaCock won the fight!
- Summary -

Ladies, gentlemen and chickens of all feathers, what a spectacle we’ve witnessed here tonight! If you’re just joining us, Smoky LaCock just overturned the odds in one of the greatest upsets in Super Fried Chicken Fight Club History!

At the bell, LaCock came out of his corner swinging, delivering a flurry of strikes that left the seasoned AnderSchnoz Silva reeling. His relentless assault was like nothing we’ve seen before! Silva’s beak started bleeding profusely as if he had a rendezvous with a butcher block. The crowd went wild, and LaCock, wearing a feathered smirk, showed us that this was just the beginning.

Silva, showing all his experience and patience, retaliated. With a spin and whirl of his notorious Bird Brained Flail, he shredded through the air creating a veritable whirlwind of feathers, slicing into LaCock! The unexpected attack turned the tide momentarily. LaCock was left reeling with a deep cut that began to bleed rapidly. Silva’s frolicking flail seemed to have put the underbird, LaCock, on the backfoot.

But our Smoky friend didn’t come here to roll over. Armed with his Golden Tenderizer, LaCock landed a punch straight to Silva’s eye, shaking the entire arena! Silva’s eye swelled up with the force, looking every part the Eye of Sauron. LaCock was finding his rhythm, and Silva was bleeding, burdened with a severe laceration. The audience screamed their lungs out. The once dominating Silva was steadily losing ground.

And then came the moment. The air fell silent. All eyes were on the two birds center of the ring. I could’ve sworn we heard the drop of a feather, that’s how silent it got. And too soon for Silva, he looked into the eyes of Smoky LaCock and saw his defeat. With an unbelievable final strike, LaCock brought down Silva like a feathered fortress. The crowd erupted as Silva collapsed, announcing Smoky LaCock the undisputed champion of this mesmerizing battle!

What a night, what a fight! Smoky LaCock has proven to each and every one of us that it’s not the size of the rooster in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the rooster! Here’s to the new Super Fried Chicken Fight Club legend, the unflinching, the unstoppable, Smoky LaCock! What a recognition he deserves indeed!

- Battle Log -
Smoky LaCock delivers a flurry of powerful strikes that leave AnderSchnoz Silva staggering! (-11) AnderSchnoz Silva's nose is bleeding... (-5) AnderSchnoz Silva twirls the Bird Brained Flail and creates a whirlwind of feathers that slices Smoky LaCock! (-4) Smoky LaCock has a deep cut that is bleeding rapidly... (-15) Smoky LaCock socks AnderSchnoz Silva's eye with the Golden Tenderizer. Do I call you Cyclops or the Eye of Sauron from now on? (-12) AnderSchnoz Silva has a severe laceration that is bleeding... (-10) Smoky LaCock has defeated AnderSchnoz Silva! Block Height - 17928911 Battle Hash - 81506e08cd20c6047faa3b7225dcd153695a87ef7328d4cf1af0f4f6679c6783