Ladies and Gentlemen, chickens of all breeds, feathers fluttering in high anticipation, prepare to have your tail feathers ruffled as we begin tonight’s incredible fight! We are at the vibrant and lurid stage of the SFC’s Fight Club - where claws are just as potent as the mind!

In our psychedelic red corner, standing pigeon toed and ready to peck, is El Pollo Loco! Our frenzied fiery feathered friend boasting a record that worries none - 15 wins, 17 losses. His previous fights show moments of flamboyant bravery, but will it be enough tonight?

Eyeing him from the blue corner peeks the ominous and imposing figure of SunSpots McCock, a behemoth with 128 victories, 98 losses under his comb. He has a reputation of heat and tenacity, his rivals wilt under his fiery gaze. Prepare for a sizzling showdown!

As the match kicks off, El Pollo Loco charges forward, rapidly pecking at SunSpots McCock, each jab echoing through the grounds creating visible cracks. The crowd squawked in approval, yet SunSpots uncovers a nasty gash, blood trickling down his side. Gasps echoed within the colosseum, a sense of unease permeating the audience.

But hold your feathers! With a show of strength and sheer resilience, SunSpots McCock retaliated, launching himself into the air, smashing into the frenzied El Pollo Loco with the combined force of a runaway freight train! The resulting shockwave consumes the arena, and the crowd roars their approval.

The valiant El Pollo Loco is left visibly weakened, his energy ebbing; he’s in dire need of more blood. SunSpots McCock, showcasing majestic dominance, asserts his authority on the turf as El Pollo Loco staggers to his feet in a last struggle.

And there we have it! Overcoming the initial injury and turning the fight around, the sun-kissed SunSpots McCock emerges victorious against the frantic El Pollo Loco! This was a fight for the ages, a surreal testament to the indomitable spirit of our high-flying feathered fighters. Ladies and gentlemen, all chickens in attendance, squawk and cluck your congratulations to the indomitable, the inimitable - SunSpots McCock!!