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Ghostin Pecker Bill
Wins - 6
Losses - 5
Total Bets: 100100100100100
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Dennis Birdkamp
Wins - 91
Losses - 76
Total Bets: 5001000100
Dennis Birdkamp won the fight!
- Summary -

Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve witnessed a spectacle like never in the vibrantly psychedelic SFC’s Fight Club tonight!

In the red corner, we had the cocksure Ghostin Pecker Bill with a record of five victories and three losses under his wing. He brought the heat from the get-go, striking first with a surprise cockfeet sweep that sent the opposition, Dennis Birdkamp, tumbling cockbutt-first into the desolate ground of the arena!

Returning to his feet, Birdkamp, the battle-hardened warrior with a stunning 90 victories and 75 losses from the blue corner, responded swiftly. With a deadly swing of his notorious Bird Brained Flail, he crushed a spiked bird skull into Pecker Bill’s face, releasing a spurt of crimson onto the neon-lit colosseum floor.

With an unsteady stance, Pecker Bill looked to be in trouble, his blood seeping profusely, dimming the vibrancy of his fiery red plumage. It was a sight that might have made lesser birds peck for mercy, but not Ghostin Pecker Bill. He retaliated with a rip-roaring blast of energy, sending Birdkamp reeling in shock!

The counterattack was successful but at a cost. Birdkamp was bleeding too. The fight had been an visceral ballet of bloody fowl, and it wasn’t pretty. Birdkamp, however, in spite of his injuries, landed a surreal strike with his Flail. This time, he created a visual masterpiece squashing Pecker Bill’s face into a Pizza Pie, rendering a macabre spectacle that roused the wild echoes of “That’s Amore!” from the raucous crowd.

In a sickening twist, Pecker Bill began losing blood very quickly. He staggered and stumbled as his lifeforce seeped away, the crimson flood impossibly vivid against the flickering lights. His fiery spirit flickered with each drop that hit the dusty ground.

In the finale of this thrill-filled macabre dance, our blue corner warrior, Dennis Birdkamp, stood poised on victory’s brink. With his final war cry – “Time to make it rain tendies!” - he struck the decisive blow.

Roaring cheers erupted from the crowd as Dennis Birdkamp emerged victorious. Tonight, ladies and gentlemen, the SFC’s Fight Club arena has borne witness to the indomitable spirit of our valiant winner, Dennis Birdkamp! What a sight, what a fight!

- Battle Log -
Ghostin Pecker Bill sweeps Dennis Birdkamp cockfeet and falls on its cockbutt! (-8) Dennis Birdkamp swings the Bird Brained Flail and smacks Ghostin Pecker Bill in the face with the spiked bird skull! (-4) Ghostin Pecker Bill can't stop bleeding... (-15) Ghostin Pecker Bill unleashes a powerful blast of energy that leaves Dennis Birdkamp reeling! (-8) Dennis Birdkamp is bleeding... (-5) Dennis Birdkamp jams the Bird Brained Flail into Ghostin Pecker Bill's face and and makes a master piece. It's a Pizza Pie! That's Amore! (-2) Ghostin Pecker Bill could use more blood... (-20) Dennis Birdkamp is ready to make it rain tendies! Block Height - 17907074 Battle Hash - 7454f116a176b83e5ae1fbc31fdda13f51187071866ff6172d22b8fc3f3269fa