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Spartacus Longcock
Wins - 27
Losses - 28
Total Bets: 100100100100100
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Employee of the Month
Wins - 117
Losses - 86
Total Bets: 25000100
Spartacus Longcock won the fight!
- Summary -

Ladies and gentlemen, gather ‘round! Last night, the electrifying SFC Fight Club bestowed upon us another spectacle from the clutches of the psychedelic world – a battle that was equally gruesome and exhilarating.

In the red corner, with odds stacked against him, was none other than Spartacus Longcock, the underdog with a record of 25 wins and 26 losses. In the blue corner, we had the reigning champion, Employee of the Month, boasting a ferocious record of 116 wins and 85 losses. A sense of inevitable dread was etched on some faces, while others held onto immense anticipation. The air was electrifying as the silence before the storm built up to a nerve-wracking climax.

The first offensive belonged to Spartacus, who surprised us all by delivering a thunderous knee strike to Employee of the Month’s midsection – the sound of which echoed all around the arena. The crowd was stunned, but the roar that followed could have ruptured eardrums across the state! We knew, right then, we were in for a night of chaotic surprises.

Just as we thought that Spartacus was gaining momentum, Employee of the Month, in a stunning counter-offensive, loaded up its dominant power. With a force so colossal, it unleashed a massive attack that sent our boy Spartacus into momentary oblivion. The crowd gasped, rallied behind Spartacus, and our hearts heavy with worry, we eagerly watched the battle unfold.

However, the psychedelic gods were playing their own games tonight. Our brave Spartacus was bleeding heavily from an open wound. The fight seemed to be nearing a gloomy and familiar conclusion for Longcock who was losing blood and, apparently, the match.

But the fates had an ace up their sleeve. Just when we thought it was over, Spartacus, with a bright, demented gleam in his eyes, shrugging off the hallucinated pain, conjured up a last-ditch assault. The chicken was ablaze with every fighting instinct left in his body. He blasted an uncontainable surge of energy, leaving Employee of the Month teetering, completely off balance.

And just like that, in a dramatic event of unprecedented odds, Spartacus Longcock had done the unthinkable. He pushed past his trippy reality, his blood loss, his fatal wounds, and secured the W!

The underdog had triumphed, and the crowd went wild! The rich tapestry of our wild Fight Club was rewritten, its pattern reincarnated by none other than Spartacus Longcock - the bird that dared to defy expectations, and emerged victorious.

- Battle Log -
Spartacus Longcock delivers a thunderous knee strike to Employee of the Month's midsection. (-20) Employee of the Month charges up its power and unleashes a massive attack that leaves Spartacus Longcock dazed! (-7) Spartacus Longcock is bleeding heavily from an open wound... (-15) Spartacus Longcock unleashes a powerful blast of energy that leaves Employee of the Month reeling! (-20) Spartacus Longcock has secured the W! Block Height - 17906796 Battle Hash - 0b263e7d4c3165909c53c281a30b52aeb68cecc5d93766dba5b72f134c92c1aa