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Smoky LaCock
Wins - 26
Losses - 30
Total Bets: 5000000000100
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Foghorn Cockhorn
Wins - 109
Losses - 57
Total Bets: 100100100
Foghorn Cockhorn won the fight!
- Summary -

In the throbbing inferno that is the SFC’s Fight Club, two fearsome fowl faced off, the deafening cheers of the crowd echoing through the psychedelic colosseum. Introducing first, with more losses than wins but an unquenchable spirit, came Smoky LaCock. And in the other corner, with a record that spoke volumes about this chicken’s fighting finesse, was the esteemed Foghorn Cockhorn.

The fight began with the acrid stench of super-heated chemicals as Smoky Lacock discharged a blistering mist from Bob’s Burninator. The fumes coiled around Foghorn Cockhorn, choking and blinding him momentarily. The arena reverberated with the raucous racket of the cheering crowd.

But Foghorn was far from defeated. Displaying a fiery agility, he countered by creating a turbulent, blazing-hot vortex using the same weapon. Smoky was sucked into the blazing whirlpool of heat, screaming with each scorching moment before being spat back out onto the fighting floor, blackened and gasping.

Smoky retaliated fiercely, landing a heart-stopping blow to Foghorn’s liver. The echo of the punch resonated throughout the arena, followed by an epic silence as Foghorn momentarily crumpled in pain. But from the dust, Foghorn emerged, his will indomitable. He shook off the pain, raising his wings to summon a crackling bolt of lightning from the skies. It struck Smoky, bathing him in an electrifying aura that shock-waved through every pullet in the audience.

Matched blow for blow, neither combatant was willing to relinquish victory. Yet, from the ashes, Smoky Lacock rose once again, firing up Bob’s Burninator to roast Foghorn Cockhorn to a crisp. The crowd went wild as the whisper of sizzling poultry filled the air.

Foghorn, obviously in pain and bleeding from a deep cut, did not waver. With an awe-inspiring strength, he launched a sonic boom, slicing through the arena, shattering eardrums in a deafening blast. Smoky collapsed, wounded and startled, the shattered remnants of his hearing scattered across the colosseum.

As Foghorn Cockhorn made his triumphant last stand, the crowd erupted into a frenzied mix of cheers, feathers, and pure ecstasy. Against all odds and under the harshest of conditions, Foghorn Cockhorn had emerged victorious, standing tall as the ruler of the psychedelic SFC’s Fight Club. His glory was etched forever into the annals of Barstow’s history. Oh, what a clucking fantastic night it was!

- Battle Log -
Smoky LaCock sprays a super-heated mist from Bob's Burninator, leaving Foghorn Cockhorn coughing and choking on the scorching fumes! (-5) Foghorn Cockhorn creates a blazing-hot vortex from Bob's Burninator, dragging Smoky LaCock into the fiery maelstrom! (-14) Smoky LaCock lands a brutal hook to Foghorn Cockhorn's liver, causing them to double over in pain. (-5) Foghorn Cockhorn summons a bolt of lightning from the sky that strikes Smoky LaCock with electrifying force! (-14) Smoky LaCock unleashes Bob's Burninator and fries Foghorn Cockhorn to a crisp! You could hear the sizzle a mile away! (-5) Foghorn Cockhorn is bleeding from a laceration... (-5) Foghorn Cockhorn slices through the air with a single strike, creating a sonic boom that shatters Smoky LaCock's eardrums! (-14) Smoky LaCock is bleeding from a shallow cut... (-5) Foghorn Cockhorn has made Barstow proud! Block Height - 17899061 Battle Hash - 7dd2e0e2c3f31c4e97d0714eba9e6b51e43dfe65a141c453952916526137ebcb