Item Background bobs-burninator
Item Background kitchen-flame-mask
Item Background blue-bulls
El Pollo Loco
Wins - 15
Losses - 20
Total Bets: 100
Item Background secret-recipe
Item Background kitchen-flame-mask
Item Background bird-brained-flail
Foghorn Cockhorn
Wins - 109
Losses - 57
Total Bets: 10000100
Foghorn Cockhorn won the fight!
- Summary -

Ladies and Gentlechickens, I can’t recall a fight as electrifying as the one we just witnessed! The Supercollider of fried snacking hit the Fight Club tonight with a truly emotional, chaotic, and feathers-plucking match. The air hangs heavy with the scent of poultry and adrenaline as the crowd roars for our pugilist poultry.

In the red corner, squawking with a fiery spirit was El Pollo Loco, with a record that had fans fearing for his comb. Not one to chicken out, he pulled out Bob’s Burninator, that KFC of weaponry. He turned a slow roast setting on Foghorn Cockhorn, making the air smell like Mama’s Sunday fry-up, sizzling up an aperitif of danger.

But careful now, Foghorn Cockhorn is no spring chicken, folks! Despite the tenderizing heat of El Pollo Loco’s Burninator, dear Foghorn began to bleed, upping the stakes and the crowd’s nervous anticipation.

Then a lashback, folks! Foghorn Cockhorn’s merciless retort was spectacular! With a masterful swipe of the Bird Brained Flail, he slammed El Pollo Loco right in the beak with maximum prejudice. You could hear the crowd sucking in a collective breath… or was it simply the smell of freshly toasted chicken they were savoring?

But the cuckoo clock of comedy rang once again as El Pollo Loco granted Foghorn Cockhorn some laced weed, draining the fight desire right outta him. This feathered psychedelic ruse was a clever diversion, but it only delayed the inevitable.

unfortunately for El Pollo, Foghorn came back strong, not at a poultry pace, mind you. A nasty cut on his wing didn’t throw him off; he turned it into a crowning moment. He launched onto El Pollo Loco, dishing out the brutal ‘Ground Pound’. The term “beak bash” took a whole new meaning, folks, driving the audience into a frenzy of cheers.

Blood was seen, feathers were lost, and from the turmoil emerged our winner. Foghorn Cockhorn showed immense resolve, proving himself once again to be a formidable fighter. Let it be known, when Foghorn Cockhorn comes to fight, it’s not just raining, but pouring tendies.

Tonight’s fight was a testament to the indomitable spirit of our psychedelic fighters, their determination to fry the odds and ruffle every feather in this dizzying, dazzling poultry showdown. And remember, folks, in the sprouting world of SFC’s Fight Club, every day is a new kind of poultry madness!

- Battle Log -
El Pollo Loco whips out Bob's Burninator and slow roasts Foghorn Cockhorn. Smells delicious! (-4) Foghorn Cockhorn bled... (-5) Foghorn Cockhorn swings the Bird Brained Flail with perfect precision, nailing El Pollo Loco in the face with maximum prejudice! (-20) El Pollo Loco offers Foghorn Cockhorn some laced weed. Foghorn Cockhorn immediately loses all motivation to fight! (-4) Foghorn Cockhorn has a bleeding cut on their wing... (-5) Foghorn Cockhorn mounts El Pollo Loco for the 'Ground Pound'. This is ugly folks! El Pollo Loco is getting his beak bashed in to oblivion! (-20) El Pollo Loco is bleeding from a gaping wound... (-15) Foghorn Cockhorn is ready to make it rain tendies! Block Height - 17894098 Battle Hash - 61e2e5db63af71db59ea88cb86593ee9455eaab79f9b2f6395fac058dad6a853