Ladies and Gents! Chickens of all feathers! Welcome! Welcome! Welcome to the Super Fried Fight Club! We are in for a barnburner tonight! Tonight, the degen NFT fight you’ve been waiting for is finally here. I am your announcer, cracking this egg wide open to give you an insight into this brawl like none other.

Red-cornered contender, one who quotes Quoth The Raven himself, Edgar Allan POck! With a record of 13 wins and 20 losses, he’s one plucky fowl who always comes to fight no matter the odds!

In the blue corner, with his phenomenal record of 111 wins and 91 losses, the psychedelic miracle, the incredible… Tripz 4 Dayz!

The fight begins with Tripz 4 Dayz turning the table, channeling the power of nature to create a raging storm. Hailstones, gigantic, brutal, the size of boulders, pummel Edgar Allan Pock relentlessly! Edgar is bleeding, steadily, his normally vibrant feathers stained red. But this isn’t his first dance!

In response, Edgar Allan POck channels the raw power of the earth with staggering might. He creates an enormous earthquake, ripping open the ground beneath Tripz 4 Dayz, and swallows him whole. It’s a spectacle, ladies and gents! It’s never a dull moment with these chickens!

Trips is wounded, slashed by the force of that epicenter-shaking quake. But still, he persists, showing us his grit. And indeed, they don’t call him ‘Tripz 4 Dayz’ for no reason! Spreading his wings wide, he performs his notorious attack, creating a vortex of searing flames!

Edgar Allan Pock is engulfed, bathed in the blazing hellscape, his wound deepening, bleeding rapidly. The crowd holds their breath, eyes wide, hearts pounding, as Edgar takes the brunt of the inferno.

And then, after the smoke settles, in the heat of the spectacle and the strength of the warriors, the winner is declared. Triumphant amongst the roars of the crowd and the pulsating excitement, it’s Tripz 4 Dayz! The endurance, the might, the raw display of power leaves us gasping for breath!

What a bout! What a night! This was Super Fried Fight Club, where the extraordinary happens and the impossible becomes mundane!