Ladies and Gentlemen, grab your buckets of psychedelic popcorn, it’s time to get your minds blown – we’re back at the SFC Fight Club, where the stakes are high and the chickens are higher! In the red corner, we’ve got El Gallo Rostizado, the battle-hardened bird with a fiery spirit. This flaming phoenix lays down the heat and won’t back down easy, having a dense history of 14 wins and 17 loses.

And in the blue corner, we’re looking at Employee of the Month, a chicken legend who stamps timecards and faces alike. This rugged rooster packs a mean punch and with 114 wins and 84 losses, he knows his way around a brawl excitingly well!

As the bell rings, the fight takes off with El Gallo launching a blistering burst of savage flames from his notorious Bob’s Burninator. The intense heat scorches Employee of the Month, searing flesh and causing his eye to bleed! Talk about a hot start!

However, our seasoned Employee refuses to back down, retaliating by poking at El Gallo Rostizado with his spiky head! Snide remarks ensue, as he continues to grind El Gallo towards an uncomfortable defeat.

El Gallo, not one to back down easily, retaliates with an amazing comeback, unleashing a lethal attack that sends Employee of the Month gasping for air! He could certainly use more blood, but the big bird isn’t done yet.

In a flutter of feathers and excitement, Employee of the Month pulls out the unexpected — a tribute to good old Mr. Karate Kid! Howling “Wax on, wax off bitch!”, he sends El Gallo sprawling on the ground amidst stars and dust! The crowd roars in laughter and applause. It’s chaos, and the chickens are loving it!

And then finally, the moment of reckoning rings through the colosseum- Employee of the Month stands tall, supreme and victorious, claiming El Gallo Rostizado as his newly dealt pawn. Oh, what an incredible sight! It’s another legendary battle in the SFC Fight Club Ladies and Gentlemen, where the entertainment and energy never ends!

Congrats to Employee of the Month, this night was your fight, and you won it! El Gallo Rostizado, better luck next time, because the Fight Club waits for no one! Tune in next time for more moment-by-moment, action-packed chicken chaos, right here at SFC’s Fight Club!