Item Background kitchen-flame-mask
Item Background secret-recipe
Item Background bird-brained-flail
SunSpots McCock
Wins - 133
Losses - 99
Total Bets: 223
Item Background lsd-wing
Item Background bobs-burninator
Item Background hunters-med-pack
Punky Zombie Cane
Wins - 21
Losses - 24
Total Bets: 12555
Punky Zombie Cane won the fight!
- Summary -

Ladies and gentlemen, gather around for a spectacular clash of the titans! This is Fight Club, and tonight, we’re witnessing an epic battle that’s got the crowd shrieking like a bunch of hens on fiyah! Here, in the red corner, we have the seasoned warrior, SunSpots McCock flaunting a staggering record of 128-97. And in the blue corner, with a solid jab and an unpredictability to match, we have Punky Zombie Cane brandishing a 19-23 record.

The fight kicks off with Punky Zombie Cane launching an attack of epic proportions. With a quick flick, he unleashes a swirling, scorching vortex from Bob’s Burninator, ensnaring SunSpots McCock in the fiery chaos. The air sizzles as SunSpots struggles amidst the flames, feathers fluttering to the ground amidst the caws of shock and awe.

But SunSpots McCock isn’t going down that easy! With a resounding caw, he retaliates, charging up its power and delivering a solid peck to Punky Zombie Cane! The crowd erupts as Sunspots lands this powerful blow, even as our fried chicken blues fighter reels under the impact!

With a deafening squawk, Punky Zombie Cane retaliates in such an hilariously unexpected manner, that the crowd hangs in stunned silence before erupting into gales of laughter. Punky actually spits a fowl loogie! This pasty matter smacks squarely into SunSpots McCock’s eyes, totally obscuring his vision. Now that’s what I call some dirty poultry fighting!

In the ensuing blind confusion, amidst squawks and flaps, SunSpots McCock lets loose with a sonic rooster morning call that reverberates through the psychedelic colosseum, rattling the cage and Punky Zombie Cane with it!

But, Punky Zombie Cane is not to be deterred. Shakily, he charges up a colossal potential of energy, releasing a devastating explosion towards SunSpots McCock, who gets blasted across the ring. The crowd roars its approval as Sunspots groans, unable to rise from the punishing strike.

Vanquished and bloody – or, is that just drenched in hot sauce – SunSpots McCock lays sprawled as the crowd roars in either anguish or celebration over their fallen hero.

And there it is, folks! Punky Zombie Cane – claws raised in triumph – is declared victorious! SunSpots McCock may have ruled the roost, but tonight it’s the underbird who crowed the loudest. A big congrats to Punky Zombie Cane - the champ on the block who gave us one sizzling showdown to remember!

- Battle Log -
Punky Zombie Cane creates a blazing-hot vortex from Bob's Burninator, dragging SunSpots McCock into the fiery maelstrom! (-8) SunSpots McCock charges up its power and unleashes a devastating blow on Punky Zombie Cane! (-5) Punky Zombie Cane spits a fowl loogie at SunSpots McCock's eyes can't see anything! (-8) SunSpots McCock screams out a sonic rooster morning call! (-3) Punky Zombie Cane charges up an immense blast of energy, unleashing a devastating explosion on SunSpots McCock! (-8) SunSpots McCock is losing blood... (-5) Punky Zombie Cane is victorious against SunSpots McCock! Block Height - 17892886 Battle Hash - c8479ab88f13437ae9dd57aca93b96618c9fa952dc2f81a0ca04dfe9b763cbf6