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Jim Curry
Wins - 16
Losses - 18
Total Bets: 13711
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The Super Fried Chicken
Wins - 121
Losses - 86
Total Bets: 222
The Super Fried Chicken won the fight!
- Summary -

Ladies and Gentlemen, fasten your seatbelts because the air is thick with anticipation here in the SFC’s psychedelic Fight Club!

In the blood-charged red corner with a track record of 13-17, we have the lanky Jim Curry, staring down his opponent with a controlled exuberance that could stagger Zeus himself. This feathery fighter isn’t shy about his intentions and is ready to ruffle some feathers.

Meanwhile, in the sizzling blue corner, the crowd roars for the legendary Super Fried Chicken. A radiant, enigmatic figure with an intimidating record of 120-86, each victory crispier than the last. This is no ordinary bird, folks. The energy is as palpable as a lightning strike at midnight.

The trumpet of battle blares, and Super Fried Chicken swiftly takes control, ensnaring Jim Curry in a gruesome dance. With sadistic determination, the Super Fried Chicken plucks Jim’s feathers out one by one. Each pluck echoes across the colosseum, the crowd drawing in a collective breath of shock and amazement.

But Jim Curry flips the script! Unfazed, he retaliates with a cloud of blistering hot oil, cutting off the Super Fried Chicken’s breath, making the crowd gasp in horror and surprise! The stadium is alive, on fire even, with high-pitched cheers and ferocious clamors.

Refusing to be defeated, the Super Fried Chicken lashes out, delivering a devastating critical hit that sends Jim Curry flying! The arena echoes with the dramatic reverberation as Jim crashes on the floor, bleeding heavily from an open wound.

Determined to give more than he gets, Jim leaps high into the air, his body a sleek missile, and delivers a flying kick to the Super Fried Chicken, who winces but shakes it off, blood from its wounds painting the psychedelic battleground.

The Super Fried Chicken, with an undefeatable spirit, flings the infamous Bird Brained Flail. It’s a catapult of doom as Jim Curry is launched into the air and lands harshly, a severe laceration bleeding profusely.

And who is left to claim the victory? The defiant cheers of the crowd subside into a mesmerizing chorus, “The Super Fried Chicken!” The undead warrior, despite the odds, has brutalized the fight and taken the cake in this extraordinary clash of titans. The Super Fried Chicken, a legend reborn in its glory, smiles, bloodied but triumphant… victorious. This isn’t just another fight, folks - it’s an epoch etched in the hallowed halls of Fight Club.

- Battle Log -
The Super Fried Chicken ties Jim Curry up, and plucks each feather out slowly 1-by-1! (-6) Jim Curry envelops The Super Fried Chicken in a blistering-hot cloud of oil from Bob's Burninator, leaving them gasping for air! (-5) The Super Fried Chicken delivers a devastating critical hit that sends Jim Curry flying! (-6) Jim Curry is bleeding heavily from an open wound... (-15) Jim Curry leaps high into the air and delivers a flying kick to The Super Fried Chicken. (-3) The Super Fried Chicken's wound is bleeding steadily... (-5) The Super Fried Chicken flings the Bird Brained Flail like a slingshot, launching Jim Curry into the air! (-3) Jim Curry has a severe laceration that is bleeding... (-20) The Super Fried Chicken has taken the cake! Block Height - 17914275 Battle Hash - f15aaee5ec36e722abdb7ca1bcd378550e2f0425ded5ef42aeb942e532625ccc