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TieTieTie DyeDyeDye
Wins - 83
Losses - 87
Total Bets: 799
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Han Solo
Wins - 14
Losses - 26
Total Bets: 10099
Han Solo won the fight!
- Summary -

In the psychedelic colosseum of the SFC’s Fight Club, where the conjured realities evolve beyond the soaring shack walls into the ether of an audience’s anticipation, we had a truly insane encounter between TieTieTie DyeDyeDye and Han Solo! Nestling deep into the pocket of roaring cheers, my voice rocked the air like lightning through a thunderous dark sky.

A flamboyant fighter with a questionable record, punctuated with losses more than victories, TieTieTie DyeDyeDye burst forth from the red corner. Fluttering his feathers, a like a shining psychedelic beacon, he released a piercing sonic crow that shattered a chorus of nearby windows! Fragments of glass danced in the dazzling light, twirling in slow motion as the shock wave rippled through the colosseum.

Not one to be overshadowed or cowed by the kaleidoscope pandemonium, gruff Han Solo came out firing from the blue corner! Whipping out the legendary Bob’s Burninator, he shoved the scorching barrel, with the malice of a vengeful phoenix, into TieTieTie DyeDyeDye’s feathered derriere. In an instant, our tie-dyed champion was ablaze, engulfed from the inside-out, burning with an intensity that had the audience gasp in astonishment and terror.

Yet, this was not the end for TieTieTie DyeDyeDye, the psychedelic phoenix! Mustering his strength, he swept an explosive roundhouse kick catching the grinning Han Solo off-guard. The surprise move caused Han Solo to stumble backwards, the cheers became echoes as the crowd held its collective breath, waiting to see how Solo would retaliate.

And retaliate he did, proving why he’s become the crowd’s dark horse favorite. Han Solo blazed forward, igniting a super-heated explosion from Bob’s Burninator that had TieDyeTie DyeDyeDye launched like a tie-dyed comet arcing across the shroom-glow lights.

Pulsating with the pulsar-like energy of this kinetically-charged fight, I thundered into the microphone, “Han Solo is victorious against TieTieTie DyeDyeDye!” The crowd erupted in a hurricane of wild applause and cheers, the hoots and whistles filling the colosseum naming Han Solo, the unlikely victor, in this madcap event! Here at SFC, the unexpected is the ordinary, the bizarre is routine, and the champions emerge from the shadows to claim their psychedelic thrones!

- Battle Log -
With a deafening scream, TieTieTie DyeDyeDye unleashes a sonic blast that shatters the nearby windows! (-19) Han Solo just pulled out Bob's Burninator and shoved the barrel into TieTieTie DyeDyeDye's butt. TieTieTie DyeDyeDye was engulfed in flames from the inside-out! (-34) TieTieTie DyeDyeDye lands a fierce roundhouse kick, causing Han Solo to stumble backwards. (-26) Han Solo ignites a super-heated explosion from Bob's Burninator, sending TieTieTie DyeDyeDye flying through the air! (-42) Han Solo is victorious against TieTieTie DyeDyeDye! Block Height - 17815899 Battle Hash - 5033416afb1c127bf6a2f4eadb07057271e23ff7f7b3636a854c580d747989f4