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Cockodile Dundee
Wins - 152
Losses - 102
Total Bets: 779
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Tico MacTick
Wins - 20
Losses - 21
Total Bets: 4969
Tico MacTick won the fight!
- Summary -

Ladies and Gentlemen, what an evening we’ve had at the SFC’s Fight Club! The drama, the tension, the edge-of-your-seat, beak-grabbing, adrenaline-fuelled action, nothing less than what you’d expect from a Super Fried Friday night!

In one corner, there’s the ferocious Cockodile Dundee! This beast has been through madness and mayhem to hold a staggering record of 150 wins out of the 250 fights he’s been in. Dundee was never known to back down from a feathery fight, and today was another demonstration of his notorious gutsiness.

In the other corner, we had Tico MacTick, the feisty underdog with a relatively modest record of 19-17. But if you thought for a moment that Tico’s smaller tally translated into a weaker resolve, you were dead wrong!

Right off the bat, Dundee struck fiercely, pecking at Tico’s beak and effectively ripping it off. The excitement in the colosseum quickly morphed into horror as blood spurted everywhere! Dundee made his intent clear: this fight was going to be everything but mild.

But Tico was not to be underestimated. In a swift retaliation, he dove in, ripping out Dundee’s giblets. The crowd gasped as Tico, not one to shy away from showmanship, proceeded to make gravy to dip Dundee into. The cheers echoed in the colosseum as Tico stood up, boldly declaring this fight far from over.

Dundee retaliated, unleashing a deadly swarm of razor-sharp blades. Tico, against the odds, bore the damage like a warrior, standing firm as the blades sliced through him like butter.

But the tenacious Tico was far from finished. His unstoppable drive allowed him to stage a mind-blowing comeback creating an earth-shattering shockwave. The effect was phenomenal, surprising even Dundee and shaking the very ground beneath his feet.

Dundee, however, was relentless as he counterattacked with the gruesome Bird Brained Flail, smashing Tico’s head and causing a gruesome scene that added a gory twist to the evening.

But Tico MacTick, living up to his reputation as the ultimate underdog, used an unexpected move. He threw NAIR all over Dundee causing feathers to fall off Dundee, revealing a sight nobody expected or wanted to see, his bare ass. The damage was palpable, it wasn’t just physical, but psychological. The crowd broke out in shocked laughter and cheers, driving Tico to his final, victorious assault.

With Dundee reeling, Tico seized the moment and turned up the heat, literally! He cooked Cockodile Dundee well done, giving us our winner for the night, the underdog, the unassuming hero that emerged victorious - Tico MacTick!

Folks, this fight was legendary! And it just goes to show, in the fray of the Fight Club, it’s not just about your reputation, it’s about the fighter’s spirit. And tonight, that spirit was with Tico MacTick. Congratulations!

- Battle Log -
Cockodile Dundee just pecked Tico MacTick's beak off and blood is just squirting everywhere! (-9) Tico MacTick rips out Cockodile Dundee's giblets and makes some gravy to dip Cockodile Dundee in! (-8) Cockodile Dundee unleashes a swarm of razor-sharp blades that slice through Tico MacTick like butter! (-9) The force of Tico MacTick's attack creates a shockwave that shakes the earth beneath Cockodile Dundee's feet! (-15) Cockodile Dundee smashes Tico MacTick's head with the Bird Brained Flail and it got stuck on their head! Gruesome! (-9) Tico MacTick just threw NAIR all over him, oh boy thats bad. Feathers are falling off Cockodile Dundee, this is just gross, you can see his bare ass! (-15) Tico MacTick has cooked Cockodile Dundee well done! Block Height - 17814703 Battle Hash - 31f273411f73f337980c50c1261a9e25a1426cbc25e672acb9478bf358ce77cb