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Dead Beat Bonanza
Wins - 15
Losses - 22
Total Bets: 10000
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Wins - 68
Losses - 48
Total Bets: 50000100
Dank won the fight!
- Summary -

Ladies and gentlemen, fasten your coop doors and grab your molting pillows, because I’m about to take you on a wild ride through the latest fight of the century, straight from SFC Fight Club: Dead Beat Bonanza versus Dank!

The blaring lights of the neon psychedelic colosseum beamed onto the fighters as the ominous tone of the match set in. Dead Beat Bonanza, the underdog with an impressive record of 13-18, wasted no time and took the first punch! His wrath in the red corner charged up an enormous blast of energy, unleashing a cataclysmic explosion on his rival Dank. The crowd gasped, their feathers ruffled in unison!

But Dank, the blue corner veteran with a shocking record of 60-46, wasn’t going to surrender that easily. He released a deafening sonic rooster morning call, blowing out Bonanza’s eardrums and presenting a moment of impending shell shock.

Then came the fire play, with Dank manifesting a vortex of flames encasing Bonanza. The onlookers clucked nervously as the smell of singed feathers filled the air. Bonanza, however, not one to back down, turned this blazing inferno into a freezing tundra by shoving Dank into the notorious meat freezer. But the raging cold was not enough to stall Dank as he came back swinging, his attack leaving Bonanza in a tailspin of confusion.

Cackles and squawks of anticipation echoed through the colosseum. Bonanza, battered, pecked, and lacerated, attempted a last-ditch effort blowing magic mushroom powder at Dank. However, Dank had one more trick under his wing - he sprouted a pair of enormous dragon wings and created a gale force that threw Bonanza backward.

In a final, brutal moment, our blue corner champion, Dank, gave Dead Beat Bonanza the ultimate titty twister. Bonanza’s eyes popped, his squawk getting caught in his beak - his feathers weren’t growing back anytime soon.

But, oh, the drama wasn’t over yet, folks! The wounds on both fighters dripped crimson, their strength dwindling. Dead Beat Bonanza, looking more like a scraggly hen than a valiant rooster, was draped in a cloak of his own blood from an open wound. Dank, too carried pangs of pain but waited for the right moment.

Dank’s perseverance had brought him this far, and there was no turning back. His final onslaught ruffled every feather in the coop, concluding the bloody battle. The crowd erupted in cheers as Dank stood tall over his rival. Dead Beat Bonanza, down and out, could put up no more fight.

The neon lights fizzled, the cheers echoed into the night, and Dank stood, victorious and battle-worn, earning yet another feather in his cap. Despite the odds, the Fight Club had crowned a new champion. Dank had won the fight and etched his name into the annals of SFC history. The air was thick with anticipation as the crowd wondered, who will be the next challenger in this psychedelic coliseum?

- Battle Log -
Dead Beat Bonanza charges up an immense blast of energy, unleashing a devastating explosion on Dank! (-1) Dank screams out a sonic rooster morning call that blows out Dead Beat Bonanza's ear drums! (-4) Dead Beat Bonanza screams out a sonic rooster morning call! (-1) Dank's attack creates a vortex of flames that engulfs Dead Beat Bonanza in a blazing inferno! (-4) Dead Beat Bonanza is bleeding from a shallow cut... (-5) Dead Beat Bonanza shoves Dank into the meat freezer! (-2) Dank charges up its power and unleashes a massive attack that leaves Dead Beat Bonanza dazed! (-4) Dead Beat Bonanza is bleeding heavily from an open wound... (-10) Dead Beat Bonanza blows magic mushroom powder at Dank! (-2) Dank's wound is bleeding steadily... (-5) Dank suddenly sprouts a pair of giant dragon wings, using them to create a powerful gust of wind that throws Dead Beat Bonanza backwards. (-2) Dead Beat Bonanza is bleeding from a severe gash... (-15) Dead Beat Bonanza throws a barrage of pecks at Dank. (-2) Dank is bleeding from a small puncture wound... (-5) Dank gives Dead Beat Bonanza the ultimate titty twister. Dead Beat Bonanza's feathers won't be growing back anytime soon! (-4) Dead Beat Bonanza has a major laceration that is bleeding... (-20) Dank has won the fight! Block Height - 17881970 Battle Hash - 62de80cefa5c06e5ece1b3f96aeae7a8dd6c18143110e61bca5926e600f3ee97